Woo-hooo! Saddle 'em up - it's time for the ever-popular, super-regular, occasionally surprising Thursday News Roundup!
What's the news this week? Funny you should ask, right when I'm about to tell you! Let's explore the lesbian news from the world of, um, news. Here we go:
Item #1: Lily Tomlin goes crazy! From our friends over at YouTube (I like calling them my "friends," in an attempt to butter them up, because they're all zillionaires now), we present the following clip of Lily getting in a fight with film director David O. Russell, on the set of "I [heart] Huckabees," and ostensibly brilliant but really rather mediocre movie:
Whoa! I have never heard the "f" word used so liberally, and in so many forms. This is a tour de F-orce. A F-abulous production. A F-rigging F-reakshow. Rock on, Lily. I don't care who's right or who's wrong, I just think you're F-antastic.
Item #2: Tip to thehookup@ourchart.com. Well, since I posted my Very Special Blogroll earlier this week (click here for your daily cashews), I've received exactly one tip from a reader. I will print it in its entirety below:
"Lisa, this site is often funny, occasionally adorable, sometimes dark and very unusual. People post secrets, anonymously. Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I think... "Eeeiiii - THEPEOPLETHEPEOPLETHEPEOPLE!"
http://grouphug.us/
Or, this one. Same sort of theme. People mail in secrets on postcards, and the blogger posts them here:
http://postsecret.blogspot.com/
Creepy, but fun."
First, can anyone guess who this tip is from? And second, what about those sites she mentions… Wooo!
Item #3: Advocate contest: Win a signed Uh Huh Her T-Shirt. Our dear friends at the Advocate have launched a contest! You don’t have to travel to the Dinah and jump onstage in front of 1200 women, no! You can simply send in your favorite moment from the Dinah Shore Weekend -- and yes, dear readers who weren't there, feel free to say that seeing my photos of the event changed your life -- and you might be chosen as a winner!
Item #4: Top 10 Lesbian-ish Men. This is a particularly fascinating offering from AfterEllen.com: The 10 men who have the most appeal to lesbians, according to the wise souls at Afterellen. They've got yer Orlando Bloom, yer Keanu Reeves, yer Brad Pitt… but what the hell happened to yer Gabriel Garcia Bernal? Yer Jude Law? Yer Scott Baio, fer god's sake?
I tell you, that was a serious crush.. Though he did look better back in 1978 than he does now. Admittedly.
So, like, who was your big boy crush? And don't claim you didn’t have one -- we all have our skeletons in the closet, strudels! Come clean! Reveal!
Okay... I had a huge think for Mark Wahlburg! Also, Brad Renfro (when I saw The Client) and Macauly Culkin *spelling(back in the Home Alone days). Considering how Brad and Mac look nowadays... whew!
I recall as a child boys did not catch my eyes but I thought these was cute
Peter Frampton
Barry M.
Andy Gibb
Mick Jagger
Daryl and John oats
Ricky Springfield
Ricky Martin
beautiful:
James Dean
Paul Newman
Brad Pitt
Richard Geer
Does lesbian Men do exist? Can someone explain that to me? I am being serious. How can a man be a lesbian? Are they hating on their sex or what? I need a spring water, now since I do not drink alone
Eager Student
Life is short for drama and let's enjoy life as best as we can.
Eager Student
Life is short for drama and let's enjoy life as best as we can.
Whether lesbian men exist in not for me to debate. i don't have the stamina for that. Let people self identify for all I care. What is being said here are men who appeal to lesbians. We've all heard of the kinsey scale so we know that we move fluidly as sexual being. Thus even as women loving women, we often have men that spark our interest. Thus the Lesbian-ish men.
Well, life is funny…hahahahahaha hear me laugh…I’m burdened with the attracting gene of a flump…I’m attracted to straight women (usually married or somehow or other unavailable) and gay men (Rupert Everett, Johnny Depp – I know you are all saying he isn’t gay but…he could easily pass for one)…So goes the flirtations of a misguided and seemingly lonely bisexual girl…If only I had the mojo to turn the straight ladies gay and the gay men straight…If anyone out there in the vast beyond knows where one can purchase aforementioned mojo…(including you MOJOPO…I know you must have something funny and witty to offer since you seem to have your own mojo on this site…) I guess I will continue to crush on beautiful people from afar and sip the rather ever increasingly more frequent mojito...
ok, I admit it, there was some boys out there that were cute. Besides Scott Baio, hmmmm let me see....Shawn Cassidy from The Hardy Boys...(don't ask it must have been the drums and the unique eyes)--Ringo Starr...gezz that list is soooo 70's.
I just remember this thing as a child, where I was put on the spot by my girly friends, "So which one do you like?" As a Pop magazine or some other kid hero magazine was thrown my way. "So, which one is it? You never say anything 'bout how cute they are... unless we ask you? OK, you be Ken and here's all of his clothes. I'll be Barbie...."
-----I'm wondering how many of us played Ken-----and still do!
Lily Tomlin wasn't the one going crazy. The director is the one going ape-shit. - Jeez Louise!
And on the subject of Lesbian-ish men:-
My girlfriend has always had a thing for blokes that could be sheilas (say it like she-liz). Jude Law and Johny Depp top that list. Whereas I'd go for the more manly men like Clive Owen, still very lesbian-ish, I think.
there is something about them....Beckham is hot...I always had a crush on Richard Gere when I was in high school...Johnny Depp and Keanu Reeves....they are adorable too...
Mojopo...cause she's hilarious and it sounds like something she'd say.
My boy crushes are:
1. Wentworth Miller - Prison Break
2. Jensen Ackles - Supernatural
3. Jared Padelecki - Supernatural, formerly of Gilmore Girls
and last but not least...if I were making a list of guys I'd bring home my g/f would kill me if I didn't add:
1. Eminem- her choice not mine
2. Josh Hartnett - we'd both do him.
Sorry to have been an absentee Lisa...I got in a car wreck and my back is all out of whack...woohoo!! Rhymes for Dawn!!! Can anyone say WEEEEEEE percoset!
Gotta love Lily, that was Jerry Springer like funny lol and with the list I'd only agree with possibly Johnny Depp and Jake Gyllenhaal, as for the rest eww lol.
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"I firmly believe that the only opinions that matter are those of people that we know, love and respect. The rest is just noise."
I seem to remember my eyes glazing over whenever I saw the lovely Ewan McGregor. Not star wars- but he had me at Trainspotting. Must be the accent- and may be the reason I'm with a Scot! ;o)
My serious boy crush when i was younger was david boreanza. he was on the show buffy the vampire slayer as 'angel'. he was pretty hot and then he got a spin off show called ANGEL.
Shaun Casidy for me but not really a crush, just liked his hair and wore my hair like that too, a shag, yes, long time ago. And the suits.....Sigh.... Those were the days!
I like the lead singer of the killers, although I wish he was a little bit taller and more manly! Actually I like quite a few musicians including Chris Martin (coldplay) even if he is a little geeky and horsey looking! I think I'm attracted to talent rather than their appearance. Not just music..oh no!..I watch a play and I'm like woah he's talented (my heads saying yum!) Naughty naughty head!
Attraction is a funny thing.
I wonder how it works.
Although I'm one of them people who realise they like someone then run in the opposite direction! So me being attracted to someone isn't always a good thing.
It's Good Friday here in London at the moment and jumping jupiter the weather is wonderlicious! (it's night now but during the day it was schweet!)
MY crush had to have been prolly both the guys from SuperNatural like when there were in Gilmore girls and Dark Angel....wow its werid saying that out loud....*shudders*
I'll admit it, I've had a huge crush on Johnny Depp since 21 Jumpstreet... and there's no end in sight. But can you blame me? C'mon the boi is crazy hot!
My name is Miss.Vivian Mabou, I got your contact details (www.ourchart.com) and I'm interested in knowing you & being friendly with you . I would appreciate if we get acquainted as soon as possible, you can reach me through my private e-mail stated below so that we can get to know each other better.
I quite believe that we can start from here since it takes one to know someone. I want you to understand that race or distance does not matter but loving and caring matters a lot in life. I look forward to hearing more from you soonest.
I loooove Johnny Depp! I went through a huge Johnny phase when Pirates came out, I have all of his movies and still have the huge poster of him in my room.
Hugh Grant. In a lust filled haze kinda way. even though I hear he is an asshole... just always been wildly attracted to him. ::drools:: perhaps the british accent? that's why i'm so crazy about Helena!!! (oh and she's hot... but still)
Okay, I officially cannot get that song out of my head. And I can just see him in that video, smashing a mirror. Doesn't he smash a mirror? Or a guitar, or something.
Class of '85, huh? Gosh..You graduated before I was born.. hehe.... Class of '05, right here...I wanna go to your highschool reunion with you as your date... Just to see what happens..
He lives just down the road from me ! He bought a fabby house here in the UK (near Bath) for his family and is now happily mingling with the yokels. The kiddies are enrolled at one of the posh schools in Bath and suddenly there's a lot more moms waiting waiting around at the end of the day to collect their offspring. I wonder why ?!! Hahaha !
I haven’t commented earlier today, because I’ve been busy. And when I say busy, I mean REALLY busy. This morning, a certain Ourchartlandian denizen (for privacy concerns I shall not reveal his/her name and will refer to her as he/she) instructed me to download this AIM thingy from the internet, whatever that is. So I said: ‘Yes mister/mistress, whatever you say. Your wish is my command!’ Did I know it would take me all day to figure out how that thing works. And now I’m simply too wearied to write a decent comment. Well, you can’t have it all.
I see the tasty tarts are being all chatty about their guy crushes, so I’ll tell you about my big boy crush, too. This is embarrassing to tell, really. I’ve had a crush on the lead singer of Placebo. (Long, long, long ago. In fact, so long ago, I have to rack my brains to remember). I don’t know if this one really counts, though. The man is so androgynous, he’s practically a woman. (I’m sure that was the reason why I thought he was so dang cute.) See for yourself. Need I say more?
It was his feminine appearance that got me all confused. I was head over heals…
But with this one exception, I think I’ve never ever had any other boy crush. I’ve been gay for as long as I can remember. In fact, I am so gay I can’t even remember the time before gay. I was gay even in kindergarten. (I had a crush on my female teacher. Oh boy, she was something). How gay can you be?
And that, dear readers, is really all I have to say, at least for today. (Did anyone notice my rhyme here?)
the waffle, also known as sassy chocolate pants, SO gay
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Man Crushes
Okay... I had a huge think for Mark Wahlburg! Also, Brad Renfro (when I saw The Client) and Macauly Culkin *spelling(back in the Home Alone days). Considering how Brad and Mac look nowadays... whew!
My comment was qued ...I revised it
Hello, All
I recall as a child boys did not catch my eyes but I thought these was cute
Peter Frampton
Barry M.
Andy Gibb
Mick Jagger
Daryl and John oats
Ricky Springfield
Ricky Martin
beautiful:
James Dean
Paul Newman
Brad Pitt
Richard Geer
Does lesbian Men do exist? Can someone explain that to me? I am being serious. How can a man be a lesbian? Are they hating on their sex or what? I need a spring water, now since I do not drink alone
Eager Student
Life is short for drama and let's enjoy life as best as we can.
Eager Student
Life is short for drama and let's enjoy life as best as we can.
errr
Whether lesbian men exist in not for me to debate. i don't have the stamina for that. Let people self identify for all I care. What is being said here are men who appeal to lesbians. We've all heard of the kinsey scale so we know that we move fluidly as sexual being. Thus even as women loving women, we often have men that spark our interest. Thus the Lesbian-ish men.
Peace
Gay Men...Straight Women...
Well, life is funny…hahahahahaha hear me laugh…I’m burdened with the attracting gene of a flump…I’m attracted to straight women (usually married or somehow or other unavailable) and gay men (Rupert Everett, Johnny Depp – I know you are all saying he isn’t gay but…he could easily pass for one)…So goes the flirtations of a misguided and seemingly lonely bisexual girl…If only I had the mojo to turn the straight ladies gay and the gay men straight…If anyone out there in the vast beyond knows where one can purchase aforementioned mojo…(including you MOJOPO…I know you must have something funny and witty to offer since you seem to have your own mojo on this site…) I guess I will continue to crush on beautiful people from afar and sip the rather ever increasingly more frequent mojito...
shhhh, don't tell anyone, but....
ok, I admit it, there was some boys out there that were cute. Besides Scott Baio, hmmmm let me see....Shawn Cassidy from The Hardy Boys...(don't ask it must have been the drums and the unique eyes)--Ringo Starr...gezz that list is soooo 70's.
I just remember this thing as a child, where I was put on the spot by my girly friends, "So which one do you like?" As a Pop magazine or some other kid hero magazine was thrown my way. "So, which one is it? You never say anything 'bout how cute they are... unless we ask you? OK, you be Ken and here's all of his clothes. I'll be Barbie...."
-----I'm wondering how many of us played Ken-----and still do!
rovermom :)
Life is a 3D puzzle and everyone has a piece! :)
Re: Lily Tomlin goes crazy! and Lesbian-ish men
Lily Tomlin wasn't the one going crazy. The director is the one going ape-shit. - Jeez Louise!
And on the subject of Lesbian-ish men:-
My girlfriend has always had a thing for blokes that could be sheilas (say it like she-liz). Jude Law and Johny Depp top that list. Whereas I'd go for the more manly men like Clive Owen, still very lesbian-ish, I think.
Biggest Boy crush...
...still to this day I adore David Beckham...but I like Posh better.
ahhh those metrosexual men
there is something about them....Beckham is hot...I always had a crush on Richard Gere when I was in high school...Johnny Depp and Keanu Reeves....they are adorable too...
me as well
richard gere and George clooney for me. I know...how utterly cliched! :)
Boys...
Ville Valo of HIM
Jyrki And Jussi of The 69 Eyes
Jared Leto
"Know In Your Soul, Like Your Blood Knows The Way, From Your Heart To Your Brain, Know That You're Whole. And You're Shining Like The Brightest Star."
My comment guess is:
Mojopo...cause she's hilarious and it sounds like something she'd say.
My boy crushes are:
1. Wentworth Miller - Prison Break
2. Jensen Ackles - Supernatural
3. Jared Padelecki - Supernatural, formerly of Gilmore Girls
and last but not least...if I were making a list of guys I'd bring home my g/f would kill me if I didn't add:
1. Eminem- her choice not mine
2. Josh Hartnett - we'd both do him.
Sorry to have been an absentee Lisa...I got in a car wreck and my back is all out of whack...woohoo!! Rhymes for Dawn!!! Can anyone say WEEEEEEE percoset!
LOL
Gotta love Lily, that was Jerry Springer like funny lol and with the list I'd only agree with possibly Johnny Depp and Jake Gyllenhaal, as for the rest eww lol.
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"I firmly believe that the only opinions that matter are those of people that we know, love and respect. The rest is just noise."
Gotta add one more, Gale
Gotta add one more, Gale Harold from Queer as Folk!!! He has this Shane thing about him!
confession...
eye'd go straight 4 prince! ;P
My Forever crush
will always be Vin Diesel! Now i would do him anyday and him in a leather kilt well i was utterly speachless!
crushy mc-crush
well as I'm just 19 my crushes included David Boreanaz and James Marsters from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Carson Daly.
Ick on Carson Daly these days, but David and James still look lovely!
-rose
first boy crush ever was....
defin. Freddie Prinze Junior...........he was soo hott...till he married Sarah.....wasnt a huge fan of her after that!!
fantasy- always a pleasure...
I seem to remember my eyes glazing over whenever I saw the lovely Ewan McGregor. Not star wars- but he had me at Trainspotting. Must be the accent- and may be the reason I'm with a Scot! ;o)
Angel
My serious boy crush when i was younger was david boreanza. he was on the show buffy the vampire slayer as 'angel'. he was pretty hot and then he got a spin off show called ANGEL.
Just Liked His Hair
Shaun Casidy for me but not really a crush, just liked his hair and wore my hair like that too, a shag, yes, long time ago. And the suits.....Sigh.... Those were the days!
"Don't Be Afraid of Getting Dirty!"
Boys boys boys
I like the lead singer of the killers, although I wish he was a little bit taller and more manly! Actually I like quite a few musicians including Chris Martin (coldplay) even if he is a little geeky and horsey looking! I think I'm attracted to talent rather than their appearance. Not just music..oh no!..I watch a play and I'm like woah he's talented (my heads saying yum!) Naughty naughty head!
Attraction is a funny thing.
I wonder how it works.
Although I'm one of them people who realise they like someone then run in the opposite direction! So me being attracted to someone isn't always a good thing.
It's Good Friday here in London at the moment and jumping jupiter the weather is wonderlicious! (it's night now but during the day it was schweet!)
-Word
My big boy crush...
I'd say... Freddie Prinze Jr.! :)
Boy Crush!
That would be River Phoenix! Oh, I still miss those eyes! Luckily, Daniela Sea has those same eyes!
TIGER!!!!!!!!!!
Tiger Woods does it for me...my first was at age 12 (drim rolllll)....GEORGE HARRISON!
i think it was a gay woman
that first taught me the love of LLcoolJ.. ladies love cool james! (and so do some gay men)
is it normal to never have
is it normal to never have had a boy crush, because as hard as i rack my brain, i can't come up with anything.
...Hmmmm
MY crush had to have been prolly both the guys from SuperNatural like when there were in Gilmore girls and Dark Angel....wow its werid saying that out loud....*shudders*
No Boy Crushes...
Hmmmm, I don't have any boy crushes to report...well, at least ones I'll state in public.
But I do believe that now I have a crush on The B.W.'s comments, especially since she mentioned pie. ;-)
The obvious boi crush
I'll admit it, I've had a huge crush on Johnny Depp since 21 Jumpstreet... and there's no end in sight. But can you blame me? C'mon the boi is crazy hot!
Helo Dear ,
Helo Dear ,
My name is Miss.Vivian Mabou, I got your contact details (www.ourchart.com) and I'm interested in knowing you & being friendly with you . I would appreciate if we get acquainted as soon as possible, you can reach me through my private e-mail stated below so that we can get to know each other better.
My private e-mail: Vivian_mabou3@yahoo.com
I quite believe that we can start from here since it takes one to know someone. I want you to understand that race or distance does not matter but loving and caring matters a lot in life. I look forward to hearing more from you soonest.
Yours truly,
Miss Vivian Mabou.
:)
Happy 4:20 to you too!
Johnny Depp
I loooove Johnny Depp! I went through a huge Johnny phase when Pirates came out, I have all of his movies and still have the huge poster of him in my room.
Hugh Grant
Hugh Grant. In a lust filled haze kinda way. even though I hear he is an asshole... just always been wildly attracted to him. ::drools:: perhaps the british accent? that's why i'm so crazy about Helena!!! (oh and she's hot... but still)
on the same line, i would add Colin Firth.
Ocean's 11 cast. minus the old wrinkly guys.
and scene!
Andrea the Redhead
ah, the 80's
I was completely in love with Rick Springfield....that's right, the guy that wished he had Jesse's girl.
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
...where can I find a woman like that?
Jessie Is A Friend
I wished that I had the girl that Rick wanted too. :-)
Class Of '85,
Mojopo
http://mojopo.blogspot.com/
Gosh,
Rick Springfield's a stud!
re: Jessie is a friend...
Okay, I officially cannot get that song out of my head. And I can just see him in that video, smashing a mirror. Doesn't he smash a mirror? Or a guitar, or something.
Ok, now the video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfXssP8ZBtQ
I hope the link works.
Wow...
Class of '85, huh? Gosh..You graduated before I was born.. hehe.... Class of '05, right here...I wanna go to your highschool reunion with you as your date... Just to see what happens..
-da ShoePimp
(**i sAW mOjOpO dO iT!**)
http://dashoepimp.blogspot.com/
Sure!
Great idea. The more the merrier! They didn't know me as The Gay then. :-) We'll all get together in a Muff Daddy limo, Madonna style. :-)
ShoePimp, I could be your Momma. How COOL!
http://mojopo.blogspot.com/
Not far behind
the Mojo.... on the bed on the floor....we're (or were) the class of '94. Ha.
"If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove. " - Dr. Timothy Leary
Friggin' sweet!!!
Imma get out my best P.I.M.P suit just for you!!
-da ShoePimp
(**i sAW mOjOpO dO iT!**)
http://dashoepimp.blogspot.com/
Every girl I 'm with knows
that I would leave her for Johnny Depp. I've only been fantasizing about that man since I was seventeen!
Gonna make ya jealous
He lives just down the road from me ! He bought a fabby house here in the UK (near Bath) for his family and is now happily mingling with the yokels. The kiddies are enrolled at one of the posh schools in Bath and suddenly there's a lot more moms waiting waiting around at the end of the day to collect their offspring. I wonder why ?!! Hahaha !
yep, you succeeded!
I'm jealous!!! I want to go stalk him!
That will give Alexandra Hedison and Halle Berry a break...
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Well, howdy all fruit pies!
I haven’t commented earlier today, because I’ve been busy. And when I say busy, I mean REALLY busy. This morning, a certain Ourchartlandian denizen (for privacy concerns I shall not reveal his/her name and will refer to her as he/she) instructed me to download this AIM thingy from the internet, whatever that is. So I said: ‘Yes mister/mistress, whatever you say. Your wish is my command!’ Did I know it would take me all day to figure out how that thing works. And now I’m simply too wearied to write a decent comment. Well, you can’t have it all.
I see the tasty tarts are being all chatty about their guy crushes, so I’ll tell you about my big boy crush, too. This is embarrassing to tell, really. I’ve had a crush on the lead singer of Placebo. (Long, long, long ago. In fact, so long ago, I have to rack my brains to remember). I don’t know if this one really counts, though. The man is so androgynous, he’s practically a woman. (I’m sure that was the reason why I thought he was so dang cute.) See for yourself. Need I say more?
http://data1.blog.de/blog/m/miss-angelblog/img/Brian-Molko_small.jpg
It was his feminine appearance that got me all confused. I was head over heals…
But with this one exception, I think I’ve never ever had any other boy crush. I’ve been gay for as long as I can remember. In fact, I am so gay I can’t even remember the time before gay. I was gay even in kindergarten. (I had a crush on my female teacher. Oh boy, she was something). How gay can you be?
And that, dear readers, is really all I have to say, at least for today. (Did anyone notice my rhyme here?)
the waffle, also known as sassy chocolate pants, SO gay
PS: Pimpie, did you get my fruit pie today?
Placebo
You know, I think Placebo is trying to come out with a new hit! in any case, that guy is definitely androgynous... sexy!
what's all this business about pies???
Andrea the Redhead
Mmmmmm....
Mmmmmmm Pie..... Oh yeah.... I got the pie.. The fruit was especially sweet.. Send me another... ;-P
-da ShoePimp
(**i sAW mOjOpO dO iT!**)
http://dashoepimp.blogspot.com/