I think I may have slightly stalker-ish tendencies...there's this sexy-as-all-heck girl in the pet department at the local WallyWorld. Needless to say, I buy waaaaaayyyyy more pet products than absolutely necessary!

this has to be narcissism at its best....

being famous is not a demaning request for a stalker. they have their own very particular mindlogic. Unfortunnely I had a stalker once, during 2/3 years [he was my ex but it's not an excuse for doing it].
the diference was, no media was talking about it, since I'm a anonimous fella. Nevertheless it wasn't nice at all..
Being famous only makes you more vulnerable to the stalkers.

Ângelo Fernandes
www.angelofernandes.com

I'm a magnificent stalker. Given the appropriate tools (ie. Facebook, MySpace), not only will I know what you have/are/going to be up to, but I will also know about the whereabouts of all your friends, exes, and family. I have perfected the method of Envelope Stalking. All for the price of one!

I am such a creeper.

Eh Dear Katie.. be careful what you wish for. I have had a stalker.. and he creeped me out! I had been friendly to him at a gig because he had a southern accent and there's something with being in the north and meeting someone from the south.. you feel somewhat like "family". Anyways.. he started showing up at all the gigs.. sending me flowers saying that he didn't know why i wouldn't talk to him or why i was mad at him.. (hell i never even had a conversation with him other than that first night) then he started to follow me around and finally he was at a gig my mother was at. (Never mess with someone who has their southern mother around...the scenario "mother bear" comes to mind) Well.. good ole ma intervened when he was following me to the changing room in between sets. She let him have it and I haven't seen him since. Just nice to know in case you get in trouble ;)

www.frankieleigh.com
http://myspace.com/frankieleighandjewels

I'll work up a sweat with ya anytime.
I saw you looking at me looking at you at the gym the other day. Wanted to follow you home......ha,ha
Just getting warmed up....

wow!
you are hilarious!
Well, u gave me a good idea, I guess I'll start to stalk myself.
Where the hell are all the stalkers? ha ha.

Until it happens. Then it's creepy and scary. Truth is, if that's what you want, no stalker would be interested. It's your fear that keeps them going. Just by desiring a stalker, you are preventing it from happening. If you want to be stalked, Be AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID. Then your wishes may come true...and you could find out that there are good reasons to be afraid.
Lezbeth

I google myself too! I enjoy it. I'm lucky though I only get 14 unique hits (49 if you include 'similar' pages). I occasionally have bouts of constantly checking my various online blogs/sites/email checking to see if anyone has left a comment or just sent me anything. So I know what you are going through. But alas, I too would make a lazy stalker so sorry I can't fill that role for you.

I have a myspace stalker and I'm beginning to think I might end up in her basement being instructed to "put the lotion in the basket" after being forced to rub it on.

No, I joke. She's sweet, but my whole comments page is filled with glittery animated gestures of her total admiration for me.

I begin to wonder..."hmmm, why am I making fun of someone that thinks I hung the moon?"

I still had to let her down easy yesterday, after which she told me her father just had a tumor removed from his colon.

I felt bad for my stalker.

You are all so normal.. so sane.. Your crazed affection will never match my passion! NEVERRRRRRRR!!!

I'd be perfectly open to stalking anyone, I've got plenty of free time and I seem the stalker type, I consider that an achievment. If I could magically pack up and move to the States, I'd be outside your house with my 99p store binoculars, my log book of your daily life, a few suicidal letters for yours truly and maybe even a sniffed-to-often item of your clothing and a couple locks of your hair.

How very unfortunate I am not geographically capable of being the bestest stalker you'd ever have.

I'll just wait...*rocks backward and forward*...*zoom out to reveal a room filled with pictures and shrines to "The Liedermanator"*....yeah......

So do you want?
- The break into your house and boil your bunnies type of stalker

- The cut up bits of magazines and send crazy messages in the mail stalker

- The invisible watching you from across the street stalker

- The one that sends lots of gifts and writes sonnets in your name type of stalker??

:-D

LOL...thats all I can think to say to that is wow. As funny as that is stalkers realy arnt funny. 9 times out of 10...your stalker loves you to DEATH...quite litteraly. They generaly freak out and attempt to kill you and then themselves sorta the idea of..." We'll be happy and together...when we're DEAD.." That hun...is totaly not cool. Yea it might feel nice to catch a chick in your tree with a telephoto lense camera....but remember....you will probably also find your favorite house pet hanging in that tree later. What I think it is that realy need.....is just an extreamly klingy girlfriend. They arnt hard to find....just next time your out clubbing look for the quiet...kinda holmly looking girl drinking by herself at the bar. You know...the type that look like Adell pre-Jenny. Buy her a drink...make her feel special and pretty....and your golden. Corse....be careful there too...you might end up with that stalker you always wanted.

How to influence people and fuck up your life... Be safe. Buy some sunglasses and I hope you never really get what you asked for.

∞ Reach out and touch somebody ∞ (and... I've always meant this in a - use your influence, not your fingers way)

...when they're straight men. Have been there, been scared.

But I have stalkers to give you right now. Maybe not lesbian, but they are women. One is even good looking. But don't worry - she's very creepy. But probably not what you're looking for. Does she count as s stalker if she's the crazy mother of one of my patients? She has access to me in the form of answering service, and somehow my e-mail account. She corners me in hallways, stairwells and elevators. She follows me into other patients' rooms, staff areas and workrooms, the cafeteria, etc. with disregard to other peoples' privacy. This is not fun. I can never say no, because her child is sick. I have taken back stairwells to circumvent the hallway she is in, ascended another stairwell to floor I left originally, and hid in a closet until someone met me there for signout. I felt this was a new low for me.

If I stalk you, and she happens to be stalking me at the time, do you think she'll take you up instead? I'm flying home to NY in June, and I think we can arrange this. What hospital (preferably pediatric) is nearest to you? We can meet there for the exchange. We might even bump into the guy from college, and then you could have two stalkers!!

I'm already outside your apartment...GET READY!!

Just "accidentally" release your address and/or phone # on the internet and then you'll probably regret this post... =)