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Dean Porter's Office

Dean Porter has an open door policy. Most of the time... This is a place to come and role-play, re-enact, even re-write your favourite L Word scenes involving Dean Porter. Of course if the Dean's away... Summon or be summoned.

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KM

Sorry it was a typo jjjeeessshhhh. You must be an english teacher lol (definitely) better. Why go away i still do not know what you are talking about. Do you kick people off that make typo's? I guess since this is the deans office duuuuhhhhh sorry. Please forgive my errors.

EQ, WC, Slim or SPL is the reason. Now stop it.

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. Julie Andrews aka..Mary Fucking Poppins

Morning





All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. Julie Andrews aka..Mary Fucking Poppins

The look on Bette's face when she and Tee are on the bed

after bringing sperm donor home is to cry for...
Too tired to manage anything more.

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wow KarenMor

your artwork is astounding! we like our 'private views' private in here - by invite only from now i think! lol!

oh Karenmor- i love you!!

you make the office so purty!!!!!!

I understand that Sybil visits here...

:S

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welcome to Dean Porter's Office -

where the fan fiction is so fictitious...even the posters become figments of their own imagination if they visit here too often...

Sybil-character of multiple personality disorder

EQ, WC and SPL! She must think we are stupid or something. Now she is preying on LuH thread.

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. Julie Andrews aka..Mary Fucking Poppins

Painting again.

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PANITITES!
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All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. Julie Andrews aka..Mary Fucking Poppins

I'm panting while you're painting!!! :0

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;)

you paint so good!
mmmm panitites!!

Picasso just can't compare to my art work.

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. Julie Andrews aka..Mary Fucking Poppins

lol

and your perv. too!;)

good morning dean and to all

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Good disguise EQ, you sure had us fooled.

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. Julie Andrews aka..Mary Fucking Poppins

A special

table for the Office,;)

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Wow

You are bad lol. I like that lol. Do you have a table like this?

;) this

is for the Office!!Mine is real!lol!

Rado

Damn girl you know what i like. I think we could make some fireworks baby. Let's chat pm me k where do you live? Tell me all about you. I wana know everything.

some Wordsworth for my Dean....

She was a phantom of delight
When first she gleamed upon my sight;
A lovely apparition, sent
To be a moment's ornament.
Her eyes as stars of twilight fair;
Like twilight's, too, her dusky hair:
But all things else about her drawn
From May-time and the cheerful dawn-
A dancing shape, an image gay,
To haunt, to startle, and waylay...

Hi

I like your poem. Is it shakespere? Did i spell the right lol?

no EQ/WILD CHILD- you did not spell it right!

and it says right there it is wordsworth!! go away!

He

is Wordsworth, She was a Phamtom of delight!!!Great CM
......
I saw her upon nearer view,
A Spirit, yet a Woman too!
Her household motions light and free,
And steps of virgin liberty;
A countenance in which did meet
Sweet records, promises as sweet;
A creature not too bright or good
For human nature's daily food,
For transient sorrows, simple wiles,
Praise, blame, love, kisses, tears, and smiles.

And now I see with eye serene
The very pulse of the machine;
A being breathing thoughtful breath,
A traveller between life and death:
The reason firm, the temperate will,
Endurance, foresight, strength, and skill;
A perfect Woman, nobly plann'd
To warn, to comfort, and command;
And yet a Spirit still, and bright
With something of an angel light.

;)

Good afternoon!
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Lovely pics of bondage sweet Rado...:)

;)

Little bondage great!

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. Julie Andrews aka..Mary Fucking Poppins

Morning Pervs

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Bette's one nighter

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All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. Julie Andrews aka..Mary Fucking Poppins

Jebus, KM!!!!!

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Ohhh

eehaah!Make me crazy KarenMor!Wake me up inside!!
;)Thanks

Jebus!!! (CM-ism) WTF happened in here????

Someone placed a patch over my ceiling hole...scratched my way back in...saw KM remove her panities!!! Who's next????

CM-I see you have a lot of time to play these days...lots of fun...have to get KM back and welcome H_H!!! How's my hot sexy Italian kitten doing these days? Back to Romper Room???

How can I forget my lady Deanlegs or um Dean...lovely as always.

lol

hide to see everything and think! I want everything as ever!Come on!;)

Oh sweet kitty don't worry about the patch of your hole.

It's natural for a hole to grow a patch. Scratch your way out and cum and watch as you please.

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. Julie Andrews aka..Mary Fucking Poppins

we could shave the Kitten's patch for her

maybe she'd like that, eh Karen??

Jebus again!!! After reading JB we could make a case for

barnyard animals again in here!

Who said this

Just keep smiling it makes people wonder what your up too.

How are all you horny freaks

How are all you horny freaks doin' tonight??
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"People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed"
~Bob Dylan~

Hi H/H

How are you doing tonight? How is the shirt cumming i mean comming along? OOOhhh and your letter. I know that JB will love it because i know that what you say will be from your heart. Thanks again for doing an awesome job on this project to show JB how much we love her and her many talents.

for my Dean Footsie... shakespeare!

Being your slave,what should i do but tend
Upon the hours and times of your desire?
I have no precious time at all to spend,
Nor services to do, till you require.

Nor dare i chide the world-without-end-hour,
Whilst I, my sovereign, watch the clock for you,
nor think the bitterness of absence sour,
when you have bid your servant once adieu;
Nor dare i question with my jealous thought
Where you may be, or your affairs suppose,
But, like a sad slave, stay and think of naught'
Save where you you are,how happy you make those,
So true a fool is love, that in your will,
Though you do anything, he thinks no ill.

Bye Pervs

I'll come back when things in here returns to NORMAL!

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. Julie Andrews aka..Mary Fucking Poppins

KM...you know DPO will never be normal

I checked the temperature again and placed a call to Dr. Dan...he said it's hopeless.

Faces do change...you've seen several of my avatars...so do the personalities!!!

lol- we may never see you

again!!

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Hi guys! my office is turning into a big scrap! I don't like it!

Wildchild - We're not really interested in the detail and intimacies of what you have with anyone - we keep those to the private messages. Dean Porter's Office is a place to role-play and have fun. Please enjoy what you have with Rado - she is a lovely woman. As you can gather we all love her and have only her best interests at heart - but I think you know why we have had concerns for our friend.

Everyone please chill and find your appropriate playmate...

Yes, it has turned into a big CRAP...CM,speeling lessons

required...KM and I will be report to the barn Saturday morning for more typo and speeling lessons.

I know my dean

I was tired is all and kinda sliped up. Were were playen just like everyone else but with each other anf then it was like an orgy lol. I totally understand your concerns but i will take care of her every need. We still wana play with you and the others it is fun for us k. Tell me my dean how i can make it up to you??? aaahhheeemmmm. By the way please tell some of the others to chill k. Love what youv'e done with the walls in here.

I am ready for you my dean

You wana play?

oh my Dean-

"a porcheria chiu a rihimanie, chiu puzzari!'

I want the toy catalog...my Puma never returned them all

Can you help CM??? Can anyone help??????? lol

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exactly!

so best not rihimanie it!

Rhiminating is like OCD...not good... or is it rimming? :S

Ceiling holes are good!

stinky pile!

lol- i love the dean- so sensible...u riavulu 'un tenna piecore, ma te vinna la lana!