OK! Magazine offered Lindsay Lohan a million bucks to “come out” on an upcoming cover of their publication and dish about her lesbian relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson. According to celebuzz.com, hard up, the freckled starlet just might be willing to dish on her girl-on-girl action for a whopping payday:

"An 'inside source' reveals what many cynics probably already suspected: 'Lindsay really wants this to happen, and she needs the money.' However, Lindsay's rep claims the freckle-faced star has 'passed' on any offers. A rep for OK! would say only, 'We don't comment on future editorial.'"


My first thought: A million bucks?! Hello, I’m gay! Pay me. Please!

My second thought: There’s definitely something fishy here, and I don’t mean Sam Ro’s vah-jay-jay. Enough already! How many more sleepless nights do I, and the rest of America, have to go on wondering: Is she or isn’t she?

Although I’m pretty certain I know the answer (yes, duh!) there still hasn’t been an official confirmation from Lohan’s camp. This past weekend, quoted Linds’ mom-ager, Dina Lohan:

“I love Samantha. She’s like a child to me. They’re great friends and as long as my daughter is happy and healthy, it is what it is.”

So... what exactly is it, already?! The L Word?

Although I’ve never actually met Dina Lohan, I did watch five minutes of her reality show where she pimps out her younger daughter, so I feel like I know her pretty well. And if the "L" word means “loaded,” then I’m willing to bet she’s trying to raise the stakes, Austin Powers style.


Dina Lohan/Dr. Evil: “Here’s the plan. We get the cover and you publically confess your lesbian love for… ONE MILLION DOLLARS!”

Lindsay/Number Two: “Well, don’t you think that we should maybe ask for more than a million dollars? A million dollars isn’t exactly a lot of money these days. Rehab didn’t come cheap and OK! Publications alone makes five billion dollars a year.”

Dina Lohan/Dr. Evil: “Really? That’s a lot. Okay, then. We keep you in the closet until we get ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!”

So until I see it in writing (preferably splashed on the glossy covers of every tabloid for all of America to see) I’ll have to assume that LiLo and SamRo are “just friends.” Friends who kiss and hold hands in public a lot, that is.