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September 30, 2008 - 6:02pm — stubborn_huntressWell... here
are some of the most obvious, insensitive and
often over used break up lines...
1. "I just realized that I don't want to be touched."
--> Wtf?!
2. "I'm confused and I need some time out to find
myself!!!"
--> really?! maybe you need to use a flashlight!
3. "Maybe this is not the right time for us."
--> why? is it early? do i need to be scheduled? 8pm then?!
4. "I cannot take good care of you the way you want me too
You deserve someone
better. That's not me."
--> I dont need a nanny!
5. "I was drunk. Sorry."
--> screw you.. who told you to court someone when your drunk?!
6. "We are too different from each other."
--> why, what kind of animal are you?!
True lies and true lines:
7. "We have to meet other people to see what it's
like to be with someone else. I'm giving you that
choice. if you come back to me, we'll both be
better from having chosen freely."
--> excuses! if you want to break it up.. then break it! too much excuses!
8. "Someday, ill come find, when we're both
ready. When we don't care about the odds. if were meant to be.. we are"
--> wooooot! if you can find me! lame excuses!
9. "I really think that we should break
up." "Why?" "Because I don't
know if I still love you."
--> really?! then just after a week your with someone new!
10. "I just realized I haven't had time to walk my
dog..."
--> lamest excuse! lol
11. "It's not you, it's me...
--> atleast you know.. its me! woohhooo.. trying to make me feel better? lol
12. "I can no longer handle multiple priorities!!"
--> can you handle multiple orgasms then?! :p
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oops tripple
oops tripple post...
umm...
HI
i think god made boobies for
i think god made boobies for me
your pussy smells like an
your pussy smells like an old fishing boat...
hehe.. nah but seriously
ive never been dumped but i got rejected with this:
your too young for me (she was 29)
2 weeks later i got myself a 29 year old girlfriend that she was hitting on for a while... GO ME!
Its not you
"IT'S NOT YOU IT'S ME"...That one gets me every time..If its you,I should be the one to break up not you...
.
i've never been told any of those lines. no one has really dumped me. but i've used some functional -!?- lines, like
"i like your sister better"
i don't think that's an excuse, that was raw truth.
"you know just as well as i do, that we're going in opposite directions, but you can still join me and my friends for football"
i'm friendly.
"i'm not going to spend my money on your drinks and vulgar comments, so get someone who will. i'll stick with my cheap lemonade and love for solid conversations"
why lie anyway?
peace y'all.
new answers.. lol
additional.. :p
1. I just realized that I don't want to be attached.
- Duh?! oh, so you need a staple remover?
2. Im confused, I need time to find myself
- Here's the world map and a globe too, now go find yourself!
3. I just realized I still love my ex.
- ex who? anybody else fell for you aside from stupid me?
4. If were really meant to be, we'll meet up again.. one side of this world.
- we'll never meet again coz the earth is round.. no sides at all..
Funny story
I actually got a few of those lines, all during my recent break up. I thought one line was bad but I got multiple reasons..
Oh yeah I 4got this one
Oh yeah I 4got this one thing some girl said to me that totally broke my heart, and probably caused me to be the way I am.
She said,"I can't leave the one I love for someone I like."
I just wanted to blurt out that I loved her so bad. Love sucks.
This sucks so bad...I don't
This sucks so bad...I don't know why I said this. It was kind of funny.
I said,"I won't be able to make the date tonight...or any other date. Sorry."
hahaha
It's funny but I am sorry I was such a douchebag.
no offense, i only intend humor
when using this line, be aware that it may hinder your relationships in the future and you might want to move and change your name...
"I have herpes and I think we should break up before I give it to you and we're permanently attached to one another. No worried, I got them this morning so you'll be fine."
"Would you mind if we were
"Would you mind if we were unofficial for a bit? I have some unfinished business I need to take care of."
That's just shitty. Leaving me hanging, wondering whether it was a temporary hiatus (and whether I was allowed to move on) while she ran off to be with her ex. Take note that this was also said via text message. Don't do that. Don't ever do that. At least have the balls to say it in person.
Due to my lack of experience
Due to my lack of experience in any kind of relationship, I haven't heard nor used any.
But I have used lines to turn people down, such as...
"I have a lot of homework. I need to concentrate on school. sorry, dude."
hahha... i've used that
hahha... i've used that before.
disagree
2. "I'm confused and I need some time out to find
myself!!!"
MMMM well.... some people, speaking for myself, do need a flashlight, and don´t even find ourselves with it! It´s valid to me....
3. "Maybe this is not the right time for us."
--> why? is it early? do i need to be scheduled? 8pm then?!
MMMMMMMMM THAT ANSWER SOUNDS SOOOO STALKER
4. "I cannot take good care of you the way you want me too
You deserve someone better. That's not me.
5. "I was drunk. Sorry."
screw you.. who told you to court someone when your drunk?!
-----> im sorry but, that´s alcohol´s most frequent effect!!!!!! I would say you better don´t believe the words of a drunk chick!!!! now that is smarter!
6. "We are too different from each other."why, what kind of animal are you?!
I have to disagree at this one too, you don´t need to be a different species to know someone it´s not right for you!!!!
actually
most of the comments on those questions are what we call denials and defense mechanisms.. simply because just after breaking up i dont think our mind is still on track so we tend to say things that are inappropriate.. :)
as far as i can remember..
no one broke up with me.. my lines so far..
1. I know in my heart that i do love you but I have to let go coz the pain is too much for me to bear.. I tried everything and i gave my best but i think you're not ready for this.. self respect is the only thing left and i don't wanna lose it..
(First love, on and off for yrs but thats the last one)
- this was hard.. letting go of someone you love but have to protect myself too.. complicated..
2. Pls. let me go.. If im gonna stay in your life.. we might end up hating each other.. coz i CANT love you the way YOU WANT and EXPECT me to.. (short cut.. the rest is history)
- wew.. this was tough.. suicidal.. nagger.. pushy.. annoying.. too much drama.. and threat.. push and pull type of behavior.. emotional abusive..
..replied to me: no one will ever love you as much as i do..
(aaww.. was i cursed?)
3. blah blah blah.. in the end.. "For goodness sake.. you're older than me and yet you're immature"
..wew.. bad times.. some parts of the break up thingy.. the rest is history.. closed book..
why is it so damn
why is it so damn complicated??? I can´t seem to be able to be friends with any of my exes...that´s a curse!
cause no matter how trully you say I want to stay in your life... it doesn´t seem to work out.
I´ve just passed a big drama break up.... she gave the same reply...no one will love u as much as I do... but that´s not enough? is it?
and maybe it´s not immaturity... not knowing what you want from this life...maybe we haven´t find mrs right...hope so
bad times...hope they pass as soon as possible
Love hurts.. :(
you're not alone.. can't seem to be able to be friends with my exes too.. especially if it is.. friends-bestfriends-lovers-friends?!
yah.. one of my ex said that.. "no one will love you as much as i do" and i've got another one just this morning from another one, not my ex thou.. i tend to question myself.. is it a curse?.. i havent found my perfect fit yet but i know for sure what i want in life and im actually taking steps now..
in time i'll be able to find my other half.. hope you will too..
patience.. and dont rush..
btw.. yah maybe no one will ever love us the way they do but maybe someone will love us more than they did.. ;)
good luck to us.. *cheers*
I love this post
My most recent break up said:
"I am not capable of the emotions invloved in being in a relationship...I just need to take time to figure me out"
Thats nice...but why cant you figure yourself out WITH me??!
*I later found out she was still seeing her ex...looks like she just wasnt capable of letting her go...
i loved the one about not
i loved the one about not having time to walk the dog,...hahaha... i love my pets far much than i love myself, maybe even my gf (if i had one..) so for me, that would be a good reason! lol
"It's just how I am." Burns
"It's just how I am."
Burns me up till this very day. I hate excuses.
Yeah, breaking up really
Yeah, breaking up really sucks...
how about...
"I'm bored with our life together"?...
My personal favorite: 'I
My personal favorite:
'I can't take care of you if i can't take care of me first'
people can be insensitive indeed.
the oddest one used on me ever went something like this:
"i've been smuggling some golden jewelry over the border, and now mafia is after me, and i don't want to get you involved in all that"
-yeah righ. was it after or before you were abducted by aliens? really?
look, i can understand that someone is young and not willing or ready for commitment, i can understand that someone is no longer happy with me, i can understand that someone doesn't see two of us together on a long run, i can also understand that someone doesn't feel i have what they really need despite all the other qualities i may have. and i can understand that i generally need more freedom and trust that people are comfortable giving, and i do understand that people get scared, insecure, indecisive and that they may need time to figure what they feel. but those lame excuses...
i mean i can handle the truth. it may take me long time, but i'll get over it, but if you serve me some bullshit, that's what i'm gonna remember you for.
double post
double post, sorry
good ones
Here's my favorite out of the ones that have been used on me personally:
"I don't want this anymore."
- This? This? You don't want THIS anymore, you mean our life together? You don't want THIS anymore THREE weeks after you asked me to marry you? Really, you couldn't have figured that out BEFORE you proposed three weeks ago, at Christmas, after we'd been together for five years?
omg
I thought the flashlight comment was priceless!
Here's another good one...
The timing is bad right now
- whats bad about right now?! is it really gonna be that much different 10 days from now?
*insert something witty here*