The McCain campaign added this new fun thing to their website where you can make your own “Joe the Plumber” type bumper sticker/rally sign.
You just type in your name and your job and hit send and they e-mail you your very own “I am [NAME] the [PROFESSION]” thingy that you can print or put on your Facebook page or something else fun like that. But apparently it only works for plumbers because I tried about 47 times last night to get them to send me one that says “I am Diana Cage the Lesbian Blogger” and they never sent it! So then I tried “I am Diana Cage the Perverted Homosexual.” And they wouldn’t send me that one either. They wouldn’t even send me “I am Diana Cage the Oppressed Queer” or “I am Diana Cage the Fisting Aficionado.” Fascists. How am I supposed to show my patriotism if they wont even let me?! It’s like I don’t even exist to them. Hmmm.



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extra thanks to kelly who
extra thanks to kelly who pulled together all the links and info!
-lisa
oc editor
Sort of on/off topic
Not exactly on topic, but I love this Huffinton Post piece today from James Carville/Paul Begala of the Clinton brain trust ...
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As Barack Obama and the Democrats appear poised for an historic sweep, we have a message for our Republican friends: It is time to point fingers.
We are pro-finger-pointing. We disagree strongly with Gov. Sarah Palin who said recently, "Do you notice that our opponents sure have spent a lot of time looking at the past and pointing fingers? You look to the past because that's where you find blame, but we're...looking to the future, because that's where you find solutions." On the contrary, Governor, blame assignment, while much maligned, is essential to determining what went wrong and how to set it right. Besides, it's a hell of a spectator sport. Here's our primer for a little game we like to call Big Losers Always Make Excuses (BLAME):
First -- a couple of ground rules. You can't blame the press or minorities. Sure, media-bashing is part of the conservative catechism, and minority voters are likely to support Barack Obama in record numbers. But finger-pointing is only interesting when you point at someone on your team. Republicans need a civil war -- a steel cage death match -- to sort out what they stand for. Scapegoating outsiders won't purge the party of what's rotting it on the inside.
Here's the most important thing about finger-pointing: you have to start early. If you're a Republican who wants to avoid blame for the current meltdown, you cannot afford to wait until after the election is over.
The smartest people in the conservative movement are already pointing like a bird dog on a South Georgia quail hunt. David Brooks and Bill Kristol are leading the way. Mr. Brooks, representing the intellectual wing of the conservative movement, called Ms. Palin, "a fatal cancer to the Republican Party." Attaboy, Brooksie. Score one for the brainiacs.
Mr. Kristol, on the other hand, blames neither Ms. Palin nor Sen. John McCain, but rather McCain's campaign advisers, writing of the campaign: "Its combination of strategic incoherence and operational incompetence has become toxic." See? That's how you do it. Kristol can't say McCain's problem is that he supported the Iraq war, (which Kristol advocated) or that he chose Sarah Palin (whom Kristol praised). So rather than play defense, Bill went on offense, blaming McCain's Steve Schmidt-led campaign. But we have a feeling this fight will only begin when the Schmidt hits the fan.
But where are the other voices? We need to hear, for example, from Karl Rove. Whom will he blame? We stipulate that Karl is a genius -- albeit a genius whose advice took Pres. Bush from a 91 percent approval rating down to 26. With the House of Bush ablaze, Karl is going to have to do some quick finger-pointing before they change they change his nickname from The Architect to The Arsonist.
How about Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and other radio personalities? They never liked McCain much -- but his campaign cratered only when he embraced their wild attacks on Sen. Obama. It was only after Mr. McCain borrowed the Limbaugh-Hannity line on Bill Ayers, only after Gov. Palin accused Mr. Obama of "pallin' around with terrorists," that the bottom fell out for Mr. McCain and Ms. Palin. We're betting the hot air boys will blame the intellectuals. After all, if you want to make an omelet, you've got to break a few eggheads.
The Republican Party is atomizing, and each faction must participate in Project BLAME. The neocons may want to blame the theocons. The economic conservatives will likely blame the big spenders. The conflagration will be so multi-dimensional we'll need a program to sort out the players. They will need to answer fundamental questions: What does it mean to be a Republican? Do Republicans support laissez-faire or nationalized banking? Do Republicans support a balanced budget or half-trillion-dollar deficits? Do Republicans want a "humble foreign policy" like George W. Bush, or preventive war against countries that pose no threat, like, umm, George W. Bush? Are Republicans the party of limited government or a vast Medicare prescription drug benefit? Are they wary of Big Brother or eager to expand warrantless wiretaps? Do they support Christian values or torture? Are they the party that believes that cutting-edge technology can shoot a missile out of the sky or the party that believes humans and dinosaurs walked the earth simultaneously?
These questions should define the 2012 GOP presidential primaries. So start blaming, all you would-be candidates. That means you, Ms. Palin, Mike Huckabee, Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush and Charlie Crist. Hurry up. You only have 1,165 days left until the Iowa Caucuses.
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Melanie
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Hi, Melanie, did you see this about traitor-rove?
He does not like to be touched. Remember his reaction to Sheryl Crow when she touched his arm to speak with him several months ago at some event? "Don't touch me!" (maybe he just doesn't like female touch, ahem)
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/business&id=6461516
Don't touch him!
Ah, ha ha ha -- Thanks for that WadEvah'sClever - I hadn't seen that! Right on to that woman... and God Bless San Francisco.
But here's my advice to all political protesters ... Don't touch Rove!! ... God only knows what kind of ooze might come off him. eeeech.
Melanie
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Wasnt that clip great? I
Wasnt that clip great? I wrote a blog about it that hasn't gone up yet. but I feep watching it over and over and laughing. he's so creepy!
Okay Diana
I take back my "Thank you" for the blog. Now I'm getting obnoxious emails from the McPalin campaign. ;-)
Come on P/K.... McPalin?????
She's McFuckin' gorgeous. I'd love to McFuckin' rock her conservative, pathetic McFucked up world......
I wanna do a Re"publickin" before I die........ and I sure don't want an old, shriveled up white guy.....
Sarah ....... call me baby, 1-800-EAT-A-DEMOCRAT
Hiya LB. Yep she's
Hiya LB. Yep she's gorgeous, but I just can't defend her anymore. She said she wants to write discrimination into the constitution by banning same-sex marriage. I mean come on...she was a basketball player, you know she has to know some lesbians! Yet she wants to discriminate against us.
I have given her the benefit of the doubt but she has lost that priviledge with her recent dishonesty and bias....in my humble opinion of course. xo
I Hear You Ms.Kitten......... ;)
I agree with you 100% , you know that.
Would you be REAL disappointed in me
if I just spent one night with her ?? :)
LMpiggyAO
Only if I can join in. Hey
Only if I can join in. Hey if her church thinks homosexuals can be changed, then we can certainly change her into a lesbian right?? ;-)
Absolutely Ms. Kitten..........
And, I will give my all to this campaign effort !!
Hey Kitten, you know I've written a book, right??
"Be a Homo by 2009, Hetero to Homo.... the easy 10 Step Program"
It will on Wal-Mart store shelves soon....
LMhomoAO
Are you really??? I totally
Are you really??? I totally haven't gotten any yet! I want some obnoxious McCain spam!
OMB, now I'm getting McPalin
OMB, now I'm getting McPalin spam too. Curse you, Cage!
I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY.
I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY. why hast thou forsaken me McCain?
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I think they have you blacklisted because you strike too much terror into their hearts. You know that when little kiddie neocons are naughty their parents tell them one day they will end up on The Diana Cage Show!
Both sides of bias?
Three times I tried posting comments on Obama's comment page on MySpace. First comment mentioned disappointment after Debate #1 and no LGBT issues. Comment two was just a cute female tag - showing love. And the final was a wish of good luck for Debate #3. Not one of the comments were posted!
Do you think it had something to do with my default picture saying NO ON PROP 8? Maybe if I changed my profile to a straight woman, my 6' blonde-self as the default pic... they would post it?
Sheesh!
You can always post your 6' blonde-self pic here
What?
:)
Can I just....
Post my 6' self here? lol
I doubt it.
They probably just have the comment approval setting on. I mean, you can imagine the crap that would get posted if they didn't approve stuff. Check back later today or tomorrow.
Oh, the comment setting was on....alright.
I actually waited, on each occasion, more than 24 hours, and would go back to the top post and look for mine there. Yes, I can imagine some of the stuff they receive - as well as saw some postings more out there than my 'wish you had talked more about LGBT issues.'
Its okay now. Obama gave Rachel Maddow a one on one interview tonight. That is better than my comment could EVER have been.
Peace, Life and Love Awaits.
XoXoXo
Roomie
Oh good grief
Did anyone get this email from McCain and Palin? The hypocrisy and fear-mongering is appalling.
My Friends,
I hope you'll take the time today to read the email below from Governor Palin.
By now you've heard that the Democrats combined have raised nearly $200 million in the month of September alone and they're using this money to flood media markets across the country with misleading ads.
While I don't get much time to watch television on the campaign trail, I did see many of these attack ads watching the Arizona Cardinals play the Dallas Cowboys a few Sundays ago. Objective observers have said these ads are full of misinformation and the ads from the left are quickly adding up to the most expensive negative ad buy in history.
Your generous support is needed today to stop the left's misleading attacks against candidates from the top to bottom of our ticket. Will you make a donation right now of $25, $50, $100, $250, $500, $1,000 or more to McCain-Palin Victory 2008?
We're less than two weeks away from Election Day and thankful for any amount you can give to bolster advertising and get-out-the-vote efforts in important races across the country. Thank you for your support.
Sincerely,
John McCain
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From: Sarah Palin
Sent: Mon 10/20/2008 3:38 PM
Subject: My guest appearance on Saturday Night Live
Dear Supporter,
If you caught my guest appearance on Saturday Night Live this weekend, you may have seen an ad or two (or twenty) from Senator Obama's campaign.
This barrage of advertising is adding up to the most expensive negative ad buy in political history. And these ads are funded with the nearly $200 million the Obama campaign and the DNC raised in September.
With this new money, they'll only step up their media buying efforts to flood every network with ads attacking our shared values. These ads are full of inaccurate information designed to mislead voters in key media markets.
We need your support to stop the Obama-Biden Democrats' media buying binge. Your immediate contribution of $25, $50, $100, $250, $500, $1,000 or more will help fund our team's ads in key media markets across the country.
The current media buying gap is a direct result of Senator Obama's broken pledge to accept public financing. This summer, Senator Obama chose to break his promise to the American people by opting out of the public financing system. But, you can be sure that our entire team will honor all of the promises we make in this campaign because we are men and women of our word.
Our team of reformers has a plan to take America in a new direction. Our economic policies focus on providing economic relief to those who need it most. While the Obama-Biden Democrats say they want to "spread the wealth around," our team won't support economic policies that punish Americans for working hard and pursuing the American Dream.
I'm asking you today to help our team get this message out. The funds you give today will help pay for upcoming ad buys and get-out-the-vote efforts.
If Senator Obama is elected and Speaker Pelosi and Senator Reid are in charge of Congress, there will be nothing stopping them from raising your taxes, immediately pulling out of Iraq and placing your healthcare decisions in the hands of government bureaucrats.
We can't let this happen and that's why your financial support is so critical to our efforts. Every dollar we raise goes directly to help fund media buys and get-out-the-vote efforts in important races across the country. So, please make the most generous contribution you can give - whether its $25 or $250. We're certainly grateful for any help you can give. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Governor Sarah Palin
P.S. Are you tired of watching the barrage of liberal television ads the Obama-Biden Democrats are running? If so, then I ask that you help us close the media buying gap by making a generous contribution of any amount to McCain-Palin Victory 2008. And if you can give $75 or more today, we'll send you an exclusive McCain-Palin Victory 2008 lapel pin to show your support during the final days of the campaign. We appreciate your support.
So in essense
the complaint is as follows; "They have more money then us, it's not fair!!!!!"
To be followed up by; "we are the honest ones, truly. We never lie or manipulate the truth in order to make Obama look dangerous to our fear lovin' constituents."
The $150K they spent on her clothes/makeup
Governor Palin should reimburse the RNC for the $150,000 they spent on her clothes/make up in the last couple months.
Melanie
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forget the missile gap - god
forget the missile gap - god save them from the media buying gap. doesn't really explain how sending them money will make the obama campaign stop running ads -(or rather, stop the Obama-Biden Democrats' media buying binge.)
there i go again, trying to apply logic to political campaigning.
folk the wars!
I got this too
I knew I wouldn't get the other email but would start receiving all their other email crap. I'm going on their site now to get removed from the email list. We'll see if they actually remove it.
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
That is RICH! *gag*
so far sue the dyke
so far sue the dyke technician and sue the lesbian songstress are a no-go, but they make no promises of when the email bearing the goofy graphic will show up. alice the hetero homemaker hasn't received hers either.
folk the wars!
EPIC FAIL!!!1!
I tried to make one that says: "I am Julia Watson, the Pied Piper of Pussy." Alas. No love.
So probably
Kelly McCartney the Twatty Mouth wouldn't work either...
lmao
Probably not. But if you were a doctor on Grey's Anatomy, I would dub thee McMunchy.
I like it!
I don't watch Grey's, but I accept the offer.
Ditto. I tried "Sue the
Ditto. I tried "Sue the Lesbo-terrorist", but alas, nothing.
Funny
I joined Georgie Bush's site last time around because i wanted to see both side's. I posted my opinion on something they had on the site that was an out and out lie. I did it without ranting or using my usual bad language(what ever the fuck bad language is). I also never gave them a dime( I think this is what got me thrown out). They deleted me. No shit!!
So much for free expression and inclusion. I bet ol John's site is the same way. oh well.
btfan2
haven't received mine either
But I bet I'll start receiving a crap load of email from the campaign. Maybe we can get a class action lawsuit for discrimination going.
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do you think
lesbians are overloading their server?
lol :)
Thanks for that.