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Join the McCain Campaign, If You Can

The McCain campaign added this new fun thing to their website where you can make your own “Joe the Plumber” type bumper sticker/rally sign.

You just type in your name and your job and hit send and they e-mail you your very own “I am [NAME] the [PROFESSION]” thingy that you can print or put on your Facebook page or something else fun like that. But apparently it only works for plumbers because I tried about 47 times last night to get them to send me one that says “I am Diana Cage the Lesbian Blogger” and they never sent it! So then I tried “I am Diana Cage the Perverted Homosexual.” And they wouldn’t send me that one either. They wouldn’t even send me “I am Diana Cage the Oppressed Queer” or “I am Diana Cage the Fisting Aficionado.” Fascists. How am I supposed to show my patriotism if they wont even let me?! It’s like I don’t even exist to them. Hmmm.




Please try to make your own fancy rally sign and send me pictures of it if it gets through.

 

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sue the dyke singer and sue

sue the dyke singer and sue the lesbian technician didn't get their "signs" yet, tho they submitted requests before alice, the hetero homemaker. Funny thing, they edited out the word hetero in alice's sign.

folk the wars!

Maybe they didn't want to

Maybe they didn't want to offend the homos. Yeah, I'm sure that's it. ;)

you're funny :) folk the

you're funny :)

folk the wars!

help

I have a good one but i can't figure out how to post it :( it saved as a pdf.

My sign went through

Now my cat is getting McPalin spam. Hah.
minnie the plumber sign
They cut off then end of my word, "commentator." It's a good thing I didn't say, "Commentator Extraordinaire."

~Da Mins.

(No subject)

Haha! :) Brilliant, I love

Haha! :) Brilliant, I love it.

literally LOL

brilliant!

And now we have - Joe the whiney brother

From Politic.com:

John McCain's brother exchanged sharp words with a police operator after calling 911 to complain about traffic.

His call, and a call back to reprimand him for an inappropriate use of the service, were recorded by City of Alexandria Police.

Here's the exchange:

Operator: 911 state your emergency

Caller: It's not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way?

Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)

Caller: "(Expletive) you." (caller hangs up)

The operator then called back, and received this message: "Hi this is Joe McCain I can't take this message now because I'm involved in a very ... important political project... I hope on Nov. 4th we have elected John."

McCain then apparently called 911 again, to complain about the message.

Did he not know they could see his telephone number? Are the McCain boys truly this clueless about technology?

Your friend,
Rusty
Steal Back Your Vote
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“People deserve the government they get, and they deserve to get it good and hard.” ~ H.L. Mencken

i got my

Still waiting for mine as

Still waiting for mine as well... maybe they have technical difficulties and everything from the homosexual world is lost in translation?

Crystal Hall
Lesbian Poet

wellllllll.

i tried "jasmin the obama supporter".
i haven't gotten my sign, but i'm sure they're getting right on it..

I'm still waiting !!!!

well i am still waiting for my sigh also...i put my name is "yolanda the lickalotapuss owner" and i am still waiting....L_word_luver

I approved this message

I got tired of waiting for the McPain-generated sign so I made my own.


Your friend,
Rusty
Check out my Obama / Biden 2008 Blog.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“People deserve the government they get, and they deserve to get it good and hard.” ~ H.L. Mencken

Rusty your avatar is hot.

Rusty your avatar is hot. ;-)

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Hey Peacekitty, I had a

Hey Peacekitty, I had a crush on Rusty's avatar first. Back off! I'll cut you! (for the record, this is a joke please do not let my performed femme outrage cause an ourchart tizzy)

Hey Cage I promise to share.

Hey Cage I promise to share. There's plenty of Rusty to go around. (For the record, not really into kinky doll stuff, just seemed like the logical answer to your challenge. ;-)

"not really into kinky doll stuff"

It's an action figure NOT a doll! Sheesh

Your friend,
Rusty
One of These Things is not Like the Other
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“People deserve the government they get, and they deserve to get it good and hard.” ~ H.L. Mencken

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Shut it Rusty, this is

Shut it Rusty, this is between Peacekitty and me and some good old fashioned femme on femme violence. Back off my man, Peacekitty! Don't make me break this beer bottle over the edge of the bar!

Whoa Cage, I'm a lover not a

Whoa Cage, I'm a lover not a fighter. BTW, you're really sexy when you get angry. ;-)

Well then...I'm all about

Well then...I'm all about "kinky action figure stuff!" She's all mine Cage.

femme "logic" revealed

thanks girls

"(for the record . . . ourchart tizzy)"

Diana, do you know your audience or what?

Your friend,
Rusty
Steal Back Your Vote
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“People deserve the government they get, and they deserve to get it good and hard.” ~ H.L. Mencken

Lord have mercy! Guns and now knives!

We've got to get you into some lesbian anger management! I'm cheap - give me a call - I'll listen!

Nothing but love

Tex

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I'm just really cranky

I'm just really cranky because I'm cutting a tooth in my vagina

Tex is a good listener Cage,

Tex is a good listener Cage, I'll back her up on that one.

i'll back on backing her.

i'll back on backing her. tis the truth.

btw, i was waiting for that call, and last night at work, after recharging my phone, cuz it went dead, i noticed you did call. i'm trying to figure out why i never heard it.

though i did find it in and under the sofa cushion before work. did it ring? i have clue why i didn't hear it. sorry.

i have "not a love song" as my ringer, i love it, i just need it a tad louder.

i'd call ya, but one of the guys got fired and i said yes to go in.

rovermom :)

Life is a 3D puzzle and everyone has a piece!

NEW! OurChart Photo Assignment and My Blog

Smooch!

Nothing but love

Tex

Thanks, PK

From the bottom of my 1/6 scale plastic heart.

Your friend,
Rusty
Steal Back Your Vote
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“People deserve the government they get, and they deserve to get it good and hard.” ~ H.L. Mencken

Not that it matters...

Is that beer a micro-brew? Just curious.

Ummm micro brew

Sounds good even at 7:30 AM.

Your friend,
Rusty
Steal Back Your Vote!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“People deserve the government they get, and they deserve to get it good and hard.” ~ H.L. Mencken

Omg

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! :)

I love how the biggest

I love how the biggest "selling points" of the McCain campaign are based on things that are utterly untrue.

I'm pretty sure Barack Obama has corrected John McCain like 120839473287 times about his tax plan. It's pretty simple, he says. If you make less than 250,000 a year, you will not see your taxes go up.

It never ceases to amaze me how people will vote against their own best interest either for the sake of fruitless ideology or because they are just too ignorant to know better.

Wah!

It still hasn't sent me my sign which was:

Minnie Sota
Ourchart Commentator

(I used kitty's email address. Si, my kitty has her own email.)

you have a smart pussy,

you have a smart pussy, minnie.

mine is finicky, picky and demanding. Last week when it was sooooo nice out. my pussy begged me to take pussy outside. so i did.

I took pussy out back to let pussy sniff around and explore. and while we were out. i was sniffing and feeling my laundry that was hanging. then i stopped. looked down. and pussy was gone.

then i saw pussy face to face with another pussy. scared of two pussies going at it. i scared the other pussy away.

pussy got mad. (actually it was the fight or flight)

and my pussy bit my fingers when i tried to pick pussy up.

thank god it was the left hand and not the right :D

rovermom :)

Life is a 3D puzzle and everyone has a piece!

NEW! OurChart Photo Assignment and My Blog

fuckers.

rovermom :)

Life is a 3D puzzle and everyone has a piece!

NEW! OurChart Photo Assignment and My Blog

Also, why is blackwell

Also, why is blackwell underlined in red dots?

That's her spelling thingy

That's her spelling thingy on Firefox or whatever other browser she's using.

I have automatic spell check always on on my browser. And that's what I see when it's spelled wrong. Now if only I can get Mac to let me right click without a mouse. Oh well. It's making me fix my own spelling without clicking for the right one.

rovermom :)

Life is a 3D puzzle and everyone has a piece!

NEW! OurChart Photo Assignment and My Blog

oh ok

oh ok

i submitted but havent been emailed back...

i tried "pansexual student"...let's see if it works out.

Why is the cursor still

Why is the cursor still there after "Lesbian Blogger"?

Alas, "Kailynn: Developing

Alas, "Kailynn: Developing Dykette" didn't work...

Maybe the lesbians are sending the campaign into a state of frenzy. I've yet to receive an email form McCain... hmmm

inspired, Diana

sorry, i didn't mean mine to be bigger than MoonBeam's

Not to worry

its not the size of the ship that counts its about the motion of the ocean.

;) 

Open Request to Moon/Cage/McCartney

Dear Grace, Diana and Kelly

Since we are now down to the final two weeks, would it be possible to make an open thread for an election countdown? You could encourage people to vote early and then post when they do; you could encourage people to talk about what's going on on the ground in their home states; you could encourage people to volunteer to Get Out The Vote and then post about their actions; you could connect people working against the California, Arizona and Florida anti-marriage equality amendments. But mostly, you could encourage the usually-reticent to speak up and join the party -- literally and figuratively.

It seems like an open thread with a countdown element would encourage more diversified participation and bottom-up activism which I think everyone would like to see. I think your combined voices would be incredibly powerful, especially since the sector of the left that historically has been least likely to vote is "single" young women.

Melanie
Do More Than in 2004
Sign up to Volunteer Here: http://www.barackobama.com/index.php

this is actually a question for Lisa Bang

Bang? what do you say?

i say yes

great idea, motaterz - we'll get something up asap.
-lisa
oc editor

Woot!

Great! I'm 50; my first campaign was Jimmy Carter, so I've been around the block a couple of times ... and have good stories to tell about the old war wounds ... But for a lot of OurCharters this will be their first election, and for every OurCharter, this will be the most important election ... Let's pull out the stops, so we can pop some corks on Nov 4!

Oh, yes we can.

Melanie
Do More Than in 2004
Sign up to Volunteer Here: http://www.barackobama.com/index.php

Okay give us a little time

to work out the content and technical details.

:) 

Hey the election blog looks

Hey the election blog looks great. Thanks y'all. :)