After Monday's post about Eurovision 2007 winner Marija Serifovic, several readers made note of the Ukrainian entry, a frenetic, Devo-esque troupe of mylar-clad disco dancers. The Belgian Waffle was even kind enough to post a link to their fabulously camp performance. If you haven't had a chance to see it, I've embedded it below for your viewing pleasure.
But first, a quick look at two earlier winners of the Eurovision contest -- one from the '70s and one from the '80s. Enjoy!
Ahh, ABBA, circa 1974. My favorite band ever. This performance of "Waterloo" is charmingly rough, with Agnetha dressed like a Swedish Patsy Cline impersonator, and Anni-frid looking like a stewardess on some intergalactic airline, as the two of them do tentative little dance steps. But what a song! I could watch this over and over.
Celine Dion won in 1988, singing "Ne Partez Pas Sans Moi," which translates as "Don't Party Without Me!" Or maybe it doesn't, but it should.
Like the ABBA gals, Celine sports an amazing ensemble as well -- she looks like a figure in one of those children's books with different flaps, where you can have one person's head and body on another's legs. Seriously, what is with that double-breasted short jacket on top of that tutu skirt? If you look closely, it seems the two parts of Celine aren't even attached. Was she constructed in a laboratory? I've heard such rumors.
And finally, for those who haven't seen it, the Ukrainian sensation Verka Serdyuchka. They might have lost out to the _ e _ bian superstar, but they're stars to us.
Ohmigod! I remember that song. It was a total smash hit all over Europe, even though it was so terribly bad it still gives me a headache just thinking about it. Don’t they call that eurotrash or something? Ganz toll!! Ugh, again.
Speaking of the history of Eurovision. The one and only time Belgium won the contest was way back in 1986 with “J’aime la vie” by the then 13 year old singer Sandra Kim. Have a peek at this cheerful filly sporting a flashy pink bow tie, matching tight leggings, a fashionable mullet and a set of firm shoulder pads. Oh lordi! Ugh! Anyway, it’s pure nostalgia...
How easily astounded you are. Allow me to inform you in all modesty that I have plenty qualities that could possibly delight you even more. To name but a few: I excel in reciting sensual post modern poetry, can sing “Do you like cherry pie”, “Why don’t we get drunk”, “Strokin’ da butt” and “Up against the wall” in five different languages -- and last but not least, my spanking skills are truly unequalled. I would gladly introduce you to any of the above mentioned arts. Don't be afraid to contact me.
Don't be so sure. Lisa is just playing with you and showing you the good stuff. For every half-decent song, there's at least 20 bad ones. For reference, see entries from the UK !
I still can't figure out why the US hasn't taken this format and offered discerning TV viewers something similar. Just think of the fun that could be had if each state had a sing-off ? Why, we could start a separate thread on this over in the Forum. *thinks*
And can you imagine what might happen when it comes to voting ? Would we see an imitation of the political maneuverings that are now commonplace in Eurovision ? Would interstate rivalry lead to another American Civil War ? Should Florida been banned from voting unless residents are accompanied by responsible adults ?!! Who knows.
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All this ... and brains too !
and a little viewer plugin I needed to download, I was able to watch Eurovision off of a website this year while sitting in my cozy Minnesota-based living room. Loved the Ukrainian performance, by the way.
P.S. OMG, those outfits for ABBA and Celine D! But I see now that the Ukraines were just following in tradition.
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The Ukrainian performance
reminds me of the 90´s eurodance movement: ridiculous costumes, primitive techno beats and repetitive lyrics.
Here´s a video clip for you:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZCrmkP_HJEQ
Modo - Eins zwei Polizei
The heydays of the nineties
Ohmigod! I remember that song. It was a total smash hit all over Europe, even though it was so terribly bad it still gives me a headache just thinking about it. Don’t they call that eurotrash or something? Ganz toll!! Ugh, again.
Verka for some reason
Verka for some reason reminds me of Zlad...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4
Eurovision through the ages: the heydays of 1986
Speaking of the history of Eurovision. The one and only time Belgium won the contest was way back in 1986 with “J’aime la vie” by the then 13 year old singer Sandra Kim. Have a peek at this cheerful filly sporting a flashy pink bow tie, matching tight leggings, a fashionable mullet and a set of firm shoulder pads. Oh lordi! Ugh! Anyway, it’s pure nostalgia...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3oRUH98FOo
Pinky Pants
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OMG ! Surely that's Quote of the Day ?
cheerful filly
An absolute classic, BW. *applause*
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All this ... and brains too !
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Not to mention "oh, lordi". Waffle, you continue to astound.
Oh, Lisa
How easily astounded you are. Allow me to inform you in all modesty that I have plenty qualities that could possibly delight you even more. To name but a few: I excel in reciting sensual post modern poetry, can sing “Do you like cherry pie”, “Why don’t we get drunk”, “Strokin’ da butt” and “Up against the wall” in five different languages -- and last but not least, my spanking skills are truly unequalled. I would gladly introduce you to any of the above mentioned arts. Don't be afraid to contact me.
The astonishing Waffle
Lisa - Great Idea Right Here
Let's drop acid and hang out with Verka Serdyuchka! Come on, when is the last time you partied with a singing baked potato in high heels?
P.S.: Beaver said she's going to kick your ass when her vagina is over being sprained.
http://mojopo.blogspot.com/
re: Lisa...
re: Verka. I'm in.
re: Beaver. No comment. She could kick my butt from here to Toledo. I'm not picking no fights with her.
We miss so much in the states
Damn! We miss so much fun stuff in the states...
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Don't be so sure. Lisa is just playing with you and showing you the good stuff. For every half-decent song, there's at least 20 bad ones. For reference, see entries from the UK !
I still can't figure out why the US hasn't taken this format and offered discerning TV viewers something similar. Just think of the fun that could be had if each state had a sing-off ? Why, we could start a separate thread on this over in the Forum. *thinks*
And can you imagine what might happen when it comes to voting ? Would we see an imitation of the political maneuverings that are now commonplace in Eurovision ? Would interstate rivalry lead to another American Civil War ? Should Florida been banned from voting unless residents are accompanied by responsible adults ?!! Who knows.
==========================================
All this ... and brains too !
But thanks to the Internet...
and a little viewer plugin I needed to download, I was able to watch Eurovision off of a website this year while sitting in my cozy Minnesota-based living room. Loved the Ukrainian performance, by the way.
P.S. OMG, those outfits for ABBA and Celine D! But I see now that the Ukraines were just following in tradition.
Ne partez pas sans moi
That translates into - "Don't leave without me".
She was only 20 years old at the time of that performance.
Not that I'm a BIG Celine fan... it's just that here in Montreal, we are surrounded by her. LOL
Ooooh "Don't leave without
Ooooh "Don't leave without me" I knew that "Don't party without me" must be wrong... Lack of party effusiveness Celine... :P
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Mexican girl, missing Carmen right HERE!!!!