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Victuals and Vaginas?
May 13, 2008 - 7:38am — Staceyann ChinCan she put some strawberry sorbet on my love muffin? This was not a big question. Right? There was no God. No religion. No politics — well, not really. I paused and thought hard about it. The frozen cold notwithstanding, I was intrigued by the idea. Plus, I was 25 years old and in love with her wild inclination to do dirty things to me.
We were in New York City. We were dykes — out, loud and proud of doing risky things with radical love and the vulvic flowers. She had done it with another lover years ago, she said. And the woman is still alive and exercising full use of her vagina. So I spread my legs, and she slathered some gooey sweet iciness over my twat and asked me how it felt. I was young and so willing to please. I held my breath and kept my counsel about the fact that my love muffin was frozen and I couldn’t feel my clit. I grinned what felt like a bizarre grimace in some obscure lesbian play by Ibsen; said it felt lovely.
I screamed in shock and discomfort and told her that she had touched something deep in me that had never been touched before. So, she slowly licked it all away and added another scoop. I lay there for 20 minutes suffering and trying to make my moans sound more like pleasure than terror. When she was done, I started itching right there and then.
Photo. www.taste.com.au
Two weeks later, my cunt was morphing into a mysterious red fire raging and threatening to jump out of my panties on its own. I was reading poems about being fucked up a canal that was literally untouchable in that moment. I was on the subway doing wild dances against the hard, cold train seats in order to scratch my nether regions and not have anyone notice.
When I went to the OB/GYN, she pronounced that I was suffering from a commonplace yeast infection. Millions of women had them and it was not life-threatening. Not to worry, my vagina would work again after this cream and that pill. I told her that I never had a yeast infection before I came to America. Christian and Haitian, she suggested that I was perhaps eating more sugar in my diet than I was before I came. I never told her that it was a more direct sugar contact that was responsible.
Since then, when I think sugar, I think yeast. I tend to avoid sweets, and I never wash my underneath with food-scented soaps. So, now that I know the biology of high fructose foods and its effects on the chocha, do I want strawberry sorbet in my vagina? Hmm. Not so sure. But what of things not frozen? Jams and jellies? Peanut butter? It all sounds so wild and wonderfully exciting, but what exactly is safe and OB/GYN-recommended with food and sex? In porn flicks, they are all but eating steaks off of each other. Can anyone tell me? Are there specific foods that are vagina-friendly? Can I eat a medium steak off of my lover’s muffin? Is hummus really okay?
The sexistentialist question of food and sex — hmm. What is the deal, really? I know that the vagina has a soft, gentle pH balance to maintain in order to stay healthy. Too much acid spells yeast infections. Too little, a bacterial nightmare. Honey and chocolate and beer and whipped cream and fried chicken during sex could swing my pH left or right and run the risk of an itchy punani thereafter. But there I go — over-thinking again. But seriously, am I alone on this? Do other people worry about the pH of their pussies? Or do you just allow her to dump a bowl of borscht on you and lick away? Fuck the consequences. How far are we to go for the joy of exploration? And should I have used sugarless sorbet? Should we have melted it a little before? Should she have put a whole scoop? Is ice cream better? I mean, because it’s not so icy?
Talk to me folks — summer is almost here and these are things a single dyke needs to know.
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I think you run the risk of
I think you run the risk of recurring yeast infection, but then you might not. It sounds worth the risk. Just make sure to pee or wash off the stuff before all then yeasts start having their own kind of sex (or budding...whatever)
as a med student my friend and I had some lady at the we'd just met at the airport call us over. "I think there's a slice of mango in my vagina for over a week now. I can't get it out. what should i do?" We just looked at her and were like, lady, go to the ER we can't do anything for you.
About the yoghurt...
My mum and sister has always done it, used yoghurt.. down there.
Like, whenever there's been a problem, yeast, itchy or whaterver.
It works for them.
My sister actually had one with strawberries.. >.<
She was in Argentina and didn't find anything more appropriate.
But she said I should go for a naturall one if I ever have to try.. hahaha!
LMAO @'punani'..:):)...soooo
LMAO @'punani'..:):)...soooo caribbean
made me think of dr.evil 'last night me sum punani...'
and there i go again..singing..
about the food thing...stick to ice..if u want summin cold love..:)..lol..
Stuff up there
One bonus to being a physician is that you get to see the kind of stuff you can't make up. Yep, I don't watch TV, but I get plenty of comedy and drama on a daily basis. The best stories come from the Emergency Department, and they usually involved the things that people decide to put in their orifices. As a pediatrician, this includes ears and noses for my patients, but the teens entertain us more along the lines of this blog. Anyhow, I think this is the first I've heard of a yeast infection caused by sex play with edibles, but perhaps that's because without the proof left behind (as in, something that shows up on X-ray or speculum exam), one does not have to admit to "more direct sugar contact that was responsible," in the words of Stacyann.
Anyways, as for medical advice about things not to put in the vagina, I'd say that anything that can drip inside is a bad idea. Stick to inert objects, and the lubes designes especially for those purposes, and you're most likely to avoid creating an environment that welcomes yeast or bacterial overgrowth. Advice from my mother: pee after sex (she's right in that it helps clear the urethra to prevent urinary tract infections that some women tend towards with sexual activity).
That's all! Have a nice night :)
~paz y amor siempre
sorry this line i did notice ...
[quote]Advice from my mother: pee after sex (she's right in that it helps clear the urethra to prevent urinary tract infections that some women tend towards with sexual activity).[/quote]
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after you said, right?
lol not while/during
winks
yeap
i should get some sleep .. lol
You can use vegetable as
You can use vegetable as dildo, but put a condom on it (it's not about beeing pregnant any GMO hasn't still be discovered but about protection against the full things on vegetables that can be noxious againt vagina)
On the other hand, i read in some "alterantive" medecine and green books, that it was quite healty to put some "yoghurt" (i mean the one done by you at home,not the strawberry yoplait one !)in the vagina, sometimes with plants. If a doctor can confirm that, it would be nice
I read also that "natural" (and only these one) sponges could be use as an alternative to tampon when periods
If a dentist read this post , i would be very very interested to know if there is some risk for gum (f
gum inflammation ...) with cunni...(relaéted scientific survey will be appreciated)? thank you by advance
Not a dentist but have some answers
But my dad and bro are, and it's common sense. Cunnilingus is bad for your mouth if she's got infection...yeast, viral (HSV, HPV), etc. For example, you can get Gonorrhea pharyngitis (throat infection) from oral sex, and I have seen that! Also, if you have cold sores, don't go down there without protection, especially if you've got an active ones. Cold sores are HSV (herpes) infections of the lips/mouth, and there have been reports of the typical mouth type, HSV type 1, ending up on the genitals. It's all about being safe, and for goodness sakes, considerate!
As for yogurt, the answer is yes. Vaginal application of yogurt is a common "folk" remedy for yeast infections, and it could be expected to work in mild cases, because yogurt cultivates the kind of bacteria that naturally keeps yeast at bay. Needless to say, I've never prescribed it. My recommendations: eat lots of yogurt and be reasonable about sugars and carbohydrates in your diet to prevent candidiasis (yeast infections), and use more effective medicines available to treat them.
~paz y amor siempre
Thank you drunrchick !you
Thank you drunrchick !
you should open ablog where we could ask medecine questions ;-)
As for the question of sexual lesbian risk, i always wonder where the thin line is beetween : to avoid risk practice always "safe" sex" and the more relax position, paying attention but not avoid always fluid mixing (in an extrem case we shouldn't kiss each other with open mouth ;-)
I mean if i push the logic to the high point we should always practice sex even with your 20 years old relationship's partner with condom, flag of latex and gloves... as a doctor what would you recommend to say to lesbians on that matter ?
I also think that prevention must not be build on fear and apprehensions ! and more we have to fight the idea that sex is dangerous and that consequently the only efficient solution should be abstinence (like in some fuc**ing religious speeches !!) but on the other hand, i think it is highly profitable to be aware, conscious, and responsible (in france the survey shows a very very poor level in prevention and information about lesbian sex practices : the lesbians are more willing smoking, taking drugs, the majority never go to the gyneacologyst, never use latex square for first time or one-night-stand (it is very difficult to find dental latex as you can find condom everywhere), brief there is a lot of work to do...)
To come back to the mouth, is it possible that gums (witout sores) could be fragilized by some virus or bacterians coming from the vagina contact (and the vagina has no special discease), and then begin to get more likely inflammation, with bleedings and so and ? (i mean some particule that are safe in vagina but cause trouble in mouth?)
I don't know i there is special information for dentists, but it would be nice some activists do a work toward them, just to let them aware that lesbians could have some specific teeth troubles not so easy to speack about (even if lesbians are not the only one who practice cunni off course ;-)
I would add for the yougurt : off course there are some very effficient and modern remedy, but i have a friend who used to get very very often vagina infection, and these medsecine are no mor efficient, so i the yougurt is safe, it can be a way to find another way when the others get body resistances. and plus, now it's a new sexual game without the risk of the strawberry sorbets ;-)
Thank you
People automatically think
People automatically think that lesbians equal safe sex and it's dick that is bad. Hmmm... I beg to differ. I never actually had safe sex with a woman - but I certainly have never went down on a woman after just meeting her. Not even a day later. Going down on someone is a different kind of sex - and trust is important.
I think it's kind of opposite then sucking dick. I mean - dick is external and more apt to seeing problems. Not saying that visual means everything is A-ok. But women's sexual organ is so much more enclosed and crevassed - and more opt to actually have STDs hidden, if they are very sexually active - with male or female.
I'm not in favor of one nighters - I've been there and done it, when i was young. I also learned that casual sex has consequences. I would think that lesbian casual sex is no different, then hetero casual sex.
And as for safe sex, I agree - as long as you understand and take up on the idea that there are consequences and are fully aware of your partners physical wellbeing.
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What? Yogurt in the Veejay?
What? Yogurt in the Veejay? Eating yogurt is good to help keep the balance, but ummmm I don't think so.
Natural sponges are good - but have risks just like anything else. But could you imagine washing out a sponge in a public bathroom? With your pants half down...err say your skirt hiked up and panties down around the ankles?
Could you imagine the looks?
I wonder how hard it is to get the clots out of the pores?
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"But could you imagine
"But could you imagine washing out a sponge in a public bathroom? With your pants half down...err say your skirt hiked up and panties down around the ankles?
Could you imagine the looks?"
of course i can imagine ! It make me so laugh, i will try !!
i imagine you can make the sponge boiled i you want to really wash and make all the clots out of the pores. But maybe natural sponges are very gentle and give it back if you ask sweetly !
Very true. I have thought
Very true. I have thought about trying them - just to help end with all this garbage I'm leaving behind for my grandkids to figure out what to do with it all.
Oh god.....graaaaandkids. I'm too young.
***sorry, I just had a moment***
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believe it or not
lol yeah i know some one who still does it
but makes her own not get from shop with all kinds of crap in it.
and she is older then my mom and still a live
so go figure?
lol
Hmmmmmm....the yogurt or the
Hmmmmmm....the yogurt or the sponge?
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yogurt
that is if you where asking what she does
lol
if not ? mmm sounds like to be or not to be
do or do not
yeap put on the rain coat
lol
if one is build small replace cucumber with carrots
lol
o and on the yogurt etc stuff ? ( i ain't a doc)
yeap its an old remedies but ...
I do not recommend it to any one
(and this goes for a lot of old days remedies etc they did not have the add one stuff in it as it does have now .. a lot of things have been changed and altered and using it then does give probs or even big and some cases dangerous risks)
lol
Ok but if you do it
Ok but if you do it yourself, the yogurt, i mean you can not say it is not like "before" ;-), so why would you not recommended with "home-made" yogurt ?
is there a doctor here ?
lol
lol actualy i used to be a cook but ....
i think i suck at making home made yogurt
winks
but like i said that woman is still a live and says she does benevid from it. seems to help on a med level
i would recommend the fem soap or what ever you wish to call it ( for flushing the stuff)
safer that is. although prob is that the product i used no longer excist and only reason for that is because :[quote]
omdat er bij de meeste gynaecologen steeds meer focus komt op uitwendige reiniging van de vagina heeft het Lactacyd product voor specifieke momenten een vernieuwde formule gekregen. Deze Vloeistof helpt het natuurlijke evenwicht van je vagina te herstellen. dankzij de vernieuwde formule volstaat uitwendige reiniging. [/quote] but like it says seems the new formule to be used outside the body does the job to ?
lol
Ok so the trouble is only to
Ok so the trouble is only to prepare the home made yogurt lol
is Mamie Nova the still alive girl ? (lol maybe only french could understand sorry for the private joke)
actually it is a terrible reason ( beside the fact i can't read the dutch ;-)
Personnaly i wouldn't recommend the "fem soap" and other chemical stuff, it seems not to be so good, i recolmmend yourself or the yogurgt you get the choice now ;-)
I love VLA !!
lol
chocolate vla or what?
(vla does sound pretty Dutch to me.. lol)
mmm
how about Bavarois?
p.s. i never recommend myself
(unless to Trin,but to her i don't have to do so)
winks
i 'mot so chocolate, i
i 'm not so chocolate, i prefer banana Vla (yes of course, it sounds Dutch because it is the only word i know in Dutch ;-) and that i have tested)
ps : each time i recommend myself (to myself) i got some surprises ;-))
i think i saw
chocolate body cream in a sex shop not too long ago. its made extra for sex games and supposed not to disturb ur sensitive balance.. but i am not sure if its tasty too..
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." Oscar Wilde
I have to say
all flavored sex creams, lubes, oinments, etc...
they all have a kinda horrible chemical taste that goes along with it.
Very true. I think the
Very true.
I think the person who creates an edible lube/sex cream that actually tastes GOOD and not chemical would make a killing!
But in saying that, I think women taste great without all the additives thankya!
hmmmm
How do I put this .After years of research I've come to the conclusion that even though it may be fun at the time.Strawberries,chocolate,honey,whip creame,cough drops and blow pops.Are very sticky mixed with saliva and pu$$y juice.So why not put them on fingers,nipples,stomachs,backs,or wherever.Just not the VJ.
My next girlfriend is always better than the last.
lol years of research ?
you got your degree on it .. yet?
winks
body fooddddddddddddd
yummy
lol
but ....
i would not recommend food inside a vagina !
on the body ? hell yeah ... makes a great dish
lol
p.s. for those who think food and body's not go together?
there are special restaurants or services that prove other wise
( now would you not like to be the cook/chef there?)
lol
Most people are getting this
Most people are getting this that it's ok to put it on the outside and not inside. Ummmm. If you even put food on the outside, you will get the same. Keep it away from the whole area.
Even certain lubricants that are flavored can send your pH out of whack and itchy. And some women are so sensitive that they have to be careful of any kind of perfume soaps and whatnot around there.
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Food and sex near the
Food and sex near the V-region. Not a fan. I've heard stories I don't even want to retell. Outside of that region, like skin, okay. :p
no place for food
Keep food outta the snatch is my advise, but if you must play with food keep it on the outside, or maybe stick with baked goods?
I am glad
Nobody under 18 can come on here(I think it's 18)Funny blog ,I am not as brave as some of you.
I would just say
use honey, whipped cream, and cherries on the body....NOT in! Well, at least I know what not to use when mixing food and sex.
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What I have learned in under a week
I have learned about fisting, food and yeast infections, the meaning of pqlp, butter cream melts in Texas, no habanero before sexual activities, etc. WOW! I have a lot to learn.
gonna go make a root beer
gonna go make a root beer float now. i'll try to keep it out of my pants...
Rule of thumb #1:
keep your snacks outta your snatch.
Well done
That sums it up well, King Lesbian.
it just seemed so obvious!
it just seemed so obvious!
snatch as snack?
Never been a fan of the term, but the alliteration is just so, so...sibillant...
i'm not down with the term
i'm not down with the term either, but i had to go there. don't want your snizz to fizz!
Edible Underwear
There's always that seemingly safe standby of edible underwear.
I tried them once and that's when I knew my first lover and I was slipping into LBD. I wore the underpants. It was an interesting pleasure for about 2 minutes. I had my eyes closed when it suddenly stopped. I thought she was just going to shift positions. I finally opened my eyes to find her sitting on the edge of the bed.....licorice underpants strings in hand....commenting on how good they tasted.
It was the beginning of the end.....
As far as real food....a little whipped cream and maybe some chocolate sauce can be quite fun given the right lover.
T.M.I. ewwwwwwwwwww
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
you all
just made my snizz cry.
p.s. here's another tip -
p.s. here's another tip - don't chop habanero peppers before sexual activity unless you like FIRE IN THE HOLE.
Painful childhood flashbacks.
That would be why, despite having grown up in upstate NY and having spent 8 years in Buffalo, I can't stand wings. I believe I went to the bathroom AND rubbed my eyes after that particular meal, and I've never eaten them since.
~paz y amor siempre
BAHAHAHAHA
awesome, very good tip
Ouch!
*laughs*
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaah I came down
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaah I came down with a yeast infection just reading this.
A former lady friend and I did it with a mango once, but since then I have felt zero interest in bringing the kitchen into the bedroom.
Keep the acidic foods away
Keep the acidic foods away from the COOCH people, unless you like the feeling of pissing fire! I don't know about this personally, but I heard a HORRIFIC story once...it was enough for me to keep all edibles out of my "pocketbook". LOL Fruit, cheese, and BBQ sauce ain't all it's cracked up to be...down there! Keep the food on the body, not IN IT!
LOL @ "pocketbook!"
LOL @ "pocketbook!"
ummm
is it weird (masochistic, maybe?) that despite your experience, i'm somehow really interested in trying this? well, probably with mango sorbet though...