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Blogorrhea - It's a Disease

I want to thank OurChart for inviting me to be a guest blogger, or “guestbian.” It’s certainly flattering to be asked, but to be really honest – I don’t swing that way.

And frankly, I’m getting a little tired of just how fashionable and sexy it is and how you can't seem to escape it every where you turn. Blogging, that is.

Perhaps I’m old-fashioned and narrow-minded, but those who partake seem to exhibit little self-control and little regard for the conventions of grammar and syntax.

And I must say, they are contributing to the dismantling of traditional journalism as we know it.

In my day, it took the lawful union of a writer and editor to produce content and it required a publisher to sanctify and propagate the fruits of their labor for all the world to see and respect.

Today’s kids just go blogging all willy-nilly wherever and whenever they damn well please. They don’t care who sees them. Blogspot is the hip, late-night spot to be seen at. And impressionable youngsters are out there, on the Internets, watching and yes, probably picking up this behavior. Sure, it looks like fun. But who is accountable? Are they even spell-checking?

And more importantly, who is going to get paid? Not journalists like me anymore. We’re being ridden out of town on the dinosaur we rode in on. No, everyone, even staid news services like the Times, Gannet, The Tribune, want in on the blogomania.

Last week, I wrote my last review for a paper I’ve been writing for for some 12 years. Their pages are shrinking, their web presence is expanding (but, no, not paying.) Less ink, more bytes. Less bucks. In a field in which people are more than willing to just give it away, old-timey journalists are becoming, quite literally, as the British call it, redundant.

Now, I know that 2006 was the year of You, YouTubers, citizen journalists, blogging truth to power. But for every Macaca video on You Tube (which, okay, did lead to an upset in an election that gave the Democrats control of the Senate for the first time in 12 years), there are three thousand videos of stupid human tricks and potty humor. And, in the blogosphere, there are reams upon virtual reams of naval inspection.

Or, as Bob Morris from the New York Times admonished, (and he a far more professional curmudgeon than me) “Give up blogging…” (his suggestion for your New Year’s resolution). “Enough with the unsolicited opinions and diaristic diarrhea. Remember that just because something happened to you doesn't mean that it's interesting. There are plenty of self-important professionals like me who are paid to have opinions and rarefied tantrums for the reading public.”

I’m turning 43 this week and blogging sounds like something you could pull a muscle trying. It also sounds like something you don’t get health insurance for. On the other hand, ranting (especially un-edited ranting) is surely good for one’s health, right?

35 Comments

About Journalism & Making Money

Erika--

Chas here. First of all, I'm so pleased to see you blogging! Even if your post is all about the evils of blogging. :)

But I do need to take issue with you. Not about being straight. E gad! Does Pearl know?! It's with your portrayal of the good old days of journalism and publishing: "In my day, ...it required a publisher to sanctify and propagate the fruits of their labor for all the world to see and respect."

I spent many years in traditional publishing and media -- 2 book publishing houses, 3 magazine publishers and 1 cable TV network. We liked to tell ourselves that we made great content that satisfied the informational and entertainment needs of our readers and viewers; the proof was in the ratings, the circ and the pass along. The dirty little secret was this: our lock on distribution more so than the quality of our content drove our ratings and readership. Since no other tech-media company had $150 million to buy a slot on cable systems back in 1997, Ziff-Davis's TechTV was the "best" cable channel dedicated to computer stuff, according to viewership numbers. Then again, it was the only one! If Parenting Magazine isn't covering the modern (or gay) parenting experience very well, what's a journalist to do? Raise $50 million to launch a new magazine that can compete for a spot on the newsstand?

Among the 100-odd million blogs on the internet (yikes!), plenty are littered with spelling errors and bad writing. (See mine, http://chasnote.com!) Lots are narcissistic personal diaries. But there are also a few thousand world-class publications with great writing and stories (news stories or personal ones) that aren't being told in well-funded traditional publications. For professional journalists like you who sometimes face editors (backed by publishers and advertising supporters) who tell you they won't publish your piece, as important and well-written as it may be, what were your options? The internet and its easy-to-use blogging platforms now enable you to publish that story, and the imperfect but improving algorithms of Google let your audience -- even if it's an audience of 3 people -- find it.

The advertising money will follow the readers and viewers. It always does. Journalists that attract an audience will (eventually) be paid in proportion to the size and quality of the audience they bring to their content. And this time around, they won't have to give such a large share of that sponsorship money to expensive executive staffers at Conde Nast or Time Warner!

Chas Edwards
Publisher & Chief Revenue Officer
Federated Media

You are funny!

Erika, so enjoyed reading your blog. Funny. Hey, and happy birthday. Sorry we didn't get a chance to speak. I look forward to reading you on here again!

Also, excellent picture!

Signed: Not taking this too SERIOUSLY

Thank you, Ericka!

Nice. I couldn't have said it better myself! Just remember, ladies, when blogging, you are giving the impression of someone who has something of "importance" to say. Not everything that goes on in your life is worth saying on this site. Thanks, Ericka!

Serious(ish) question and

Serious(ish) question and not trying to be snarky but are you allowed to start a sentence with the word "and" ? If we did that in school we always got our knuckles rapped.

erikamilvy's blog

Dear Erika,

It’s o.k if you are straight. We accept you for who you are. As far as the blogging, I would not worry too much. There is so much of it out there that everything just seems to get lost. It can, also, become tiresome. There is very much a need for good hard copy writing. I will buy a good book or magazine article any day. However, I refuse to give up my hard earned cash for an anonymous opinion or virtual entity.

Please forgive me for any poor grammar. I am not a writer. I am a sculptor and understand how you might feel.

Lentil

Waaaa! You poor poor serious journalist you.....

Waaaa! You poor poor serious journalist you.....

Give me a break with your self-righteous "I'm a real writer essay and the rest of you are wanna be writers clogging up the world with your empty thoughts!"

As a professional (yes, paid) writer - I blog and enjoy reading some of the stuff other's have posted out there.

Today's journalists are just paid "media hoes" whose opinions sway whichever way the money pushes it whereas bloggers have nothing to lose in sharing their "unpurchased" perspectives.

How's that for syntax?

ho ho ho

That would be media 'ho's, the 'ho' indicated here being a whore. The apostrophes denote the missing letters. One hoes a road (presumably a painful one,) and Santa says, "Ho, ho, ho." So many ho's, so little time. So many bloggers, so little time. I appreciate Erika's "old-timey" appreciation for an editorial structure of professionals, and I appreciate the effort to start a serious discussion about blogging. It's a great topic. It's amazing how the discussions will progress: either a serious reply, a personal attack, an empathetic "hell yeah," or a totally unrelated reply. That's our hoi polloi. Oy vay! Isn't anyone going to pick up on the comment about how advertising dollars will follow "content," depending on the relative skill of the town crier? Isn't anyone going to challenge the meaning of the term "content" versus "news" or "information?" Aren't y'all excited to have a for us, by us forum in a world in which lesbians are invisible so often?
I'm excited.
beth

Blogging where blogging is due

it's certainly true that blogging has democratized the airwaves, as it were. And it certainly has allowed millions of people to express themselves -- like right here on this topic of blogging! But I do agree that there is a proliferation of blogginess where everyone and her sister now believes they MUST have their own blog and thinks that everyone else is interested in their most intimate and too often mundane thoughts ("Hey I went out drinking last night and I burped...") But, then again, it also allows people to air provocative ideas that they otherwise may not have been able to get printed in the limited space of the editorial pages of the New York Times or the Washington Post (and as Maureen Dowd pointed out not too long ago, it's typically women who have been omitted from these pages). So it's a mixed bag....more opinions, less quality. You decide.

are you kidding me with this?

here's something i really love about our beautiful people. our views on capitalism. as i read this, i found myself wondering if i should laugh or remind you that your money is safely in the bank, free from any rogue bloggers who would try to take it away from you. I'm sure you'll always have work, but perhapse you should track down whoever you sold your soul to. i heard that's non refundable...

Oh jesus

Here is yet another journalists whining about the unwashed masses of the blogosphere while blogging. Ironic no?

You are upset that the profit model of your industry is failing due to changing tastes and the emergence of the Internet as a cheap platform. Print is a dying medium, especially the newspaper business. You will need to find a way to adapt or be pwnd.

There were always be a need for professional journalists. Bloggers would not be able to exist without that primary source. We need you. But there will need to be a new model whereby you earn your living. The LAT is starting to figure it out. There needs to be a mix of old style reporting and reporters turning into bloggers. Or a totally separate system that creates a community to fund some great investigatory journaliss.

If you don't like the material that others are producing, then don't read it or watch it. Bytes are free, just like you are to read what you choose. Don't discourage freedom of expression. Don't hate your readers, engage us. That is what blogging is all about, a dialogue. Your readers are smarter than you and will improve what you do, as Joe Klein is finding out.

juls

PS. Time for another blogging ethics conference! (end atrios)

Grr

will not were (second paragraph 1st sentence)

hmmm...

I blog, I write, and I once was an editor for a local underground magazine, and then I blog some more. I have this horrible feeling that you really have no clue about what blogging has done for so many people that had no self confidence.

Not that it matters in your world...all you care about is money, not that I can blame you, we all need money to live, but you are really missing the boat. If you feel offended or any other professional journalist feels threatened by blogging, then they just aren't doing their jobs well enough as far as I see it. Besides, in this day in age, what newspaper, magazine, or major news channel hasn't been corrupted and swayed in the direction of one maniacal political group or another? News isn't what it used to be, it isn't for the most part journalism, so much as just rewritting press releases given to you by said government agencies. I mean did Fox news network tell us that President Dubya was wearing a wire? No, that came from the astute bloggers who were not only watching that stupid idiot talk, but reporting on what they saw with their own eyes, you know, what real reporters used to do.

The new agencies should have known that when they started to call Geraldo a serious journalist, journalism did not exist as we know it any longer. He was a talk show host...and not a very good one.

You feel honored that you were asked to be a "guestbian", I feel ripped off that you were asked to be one, you aren't even gay as you said yourself, or am I misreading some hidden joke?

U

P.S. I just did a Google search, you aren't even a real journalist, you write reviews...I'm sorry did one to many bloggers write about the latest movie or book you are to review? Too bad...

Cute

Cute, Erika.

Yeah, you're kind of right...

I've actually thought about this subject a lot. In fact, this the first site that I have ever blogged on. I lost my bloginity here. On the one hand, I think bloggers are indicative of the instant gratification culture in which we live. People want their (fill in the blank) now, damnit! I also think that many bloggers are seeking attention. Nobody in their personal or professional lives will listed to them, so maybe if they throw it out into the internet universe they'll find an audience. On the other hand, I think blogging connects people. Our lives have become so isolated. We don't talk, we email, we don't go to the post office to buy stamps, we order them online, we don't go out to the mall or the grocery store, we get our goods delivered (after ordering them online). You know what I mean. So, if blogging offers us an opportunity to find that human connection that we all desire then I guess it's not so bad. I'm trying to keep my mind open. Blogging is kind of like Global Warming. We created it, so we have to live with it. It's not going away.

Reply to Yeah, you're kind of right

You articulated this subject well. I was trying to say something similar in mine. I feel like we live in a bubble. I remembered the outside world when my car was in the shop last week and I was force to walk home on a beautiful sunny day. I miss these things.

Lentil

Guest BloggingN

So how does one score a guest blogger spot? Does it come with special perks, gift bags, danish or a nice lapel pin? If so, I'm in.

Nice essay - funny and insightful.

---mojopo

D@mn grrl

Do you live on L word message boards?

Me Too

I want to be a guest blogger. I don't have any credentials, but I like to type, and I'm gay.

Creepy

Do you ever stop the self promotion mojopo?

Windbag Gets A Word In, Fails Misrerably

Self promotion? For goodness sakes, I'm asking a question because I love blogs in general. And I added a caveat in the form of humor. I don't know you but you do strike me as a humorless douche. Maybe I am wrong. Maybe you're really a humorless pinhead. I am willing to hear arguments for both descriptions.

Self promotion would be what The L Word does. I have barely the time or resources to compete with that.

P.S.: Thank you for the promotion and spot on the main page quoting your posted reply to me. It's better than any advert space I could use.

Stay sweet!

Maybe Anger management

Maybe Anger management classes could help you. It is worth checking in to.

no mojop

This is self promotion:

BUY MY BOOK, ABMELANOMIA, BY MELANIE A. SCOTT.

YOU'LL LIKE IT.

IT'S GOOD.

IT'S AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.COM

See, that's how it's done. Get it right next time!

LOL

Meffle

Love ya gurl.

Geez....they are here too???

Meffle...your book was excellent!!! Funny shit here!!! :-)

(((((((( Mojo ))))))))))

Creeps...BWAH!!!

~lil~

I Would LOVE To Buy Your Book

If I do, will you sign it? I love your words. Plus, I used to live in The Boogie Down, too.

You know, you're right. Next time I will endeavor to try harder. I'm going to buy a chicken suit, stop wearing underwear and get right and proper credentials that folks say I need to validate my existence.

And if I pass out drunk with exhausted elation on a table at some big party, God willing all my pals will be there with cell phone cameras.

Next up, stealing stock photos to post on MySpace, to promote the kind of woman I want to be.

Until then, I'm just your distant, admiring fan... Now about the gal who wrote this. I liked it much. You? I love it when bloggers turn the mirror around to face us, and to be honest about their quest for serious cheddar and swag. Nothing wrong with cheddar and swag.

Unless it's stuck in your

Unless it's stuck in your teeth or your bum! ~lol~

what an ego

pot kettle black

PS stay creepy

Pot. Kettle. Black. Coded

Pot. Kettle. Black. Coded messages or new words from a book titled "Even The Mentally Handicapped Can Make Breakfast"?

Geez.

Anyhoo, sorry to the author. Welcome to Anonymous Land where wingbats can't take a joke. Such is the blogoshpere. I stand by my word - your essay was lovely.

---mojopo

Mojo, you got me laughing out loud!

Very funny!

Meffle

P.S. I will sign any copy of Abmelanomia presented to me for autograph.

Eff em!

That's what I always say.. you're pretty funny mojo.

Go MOJO Go!

Mojo is the best! If I were you I wouldn't pick on her, because she has a wicked backlash on her tongue (I'm speaking figuratively but I'm sure literally too)...it's a triple threat because she's funny, smart and lots of people like her and nobody knows you, Loser.

Meff...nothing wrong with a good, honest, plug here and there. I have your book. Ok, I haven't read it yet, but I DO have it!

-lucybug

Who the hell

is Mojopo? Why should we care? Keep your drama off the site.

Nobody

She's a nobody. Some chic who hangs on message boards day and night. Lucybugs is just one of a group of control freaks from the showtime board trying to cause trouble over here. I guess they are bored with their little universe. Pathetic.

strange

very, very strange

LOL

I like your blog, Erika. :-)

erika and blogging

relax, erika. there's always room for good, responsible writing, no matter what we call it or where it appears. have faith in yourself, lady. go with the flow and see how far we all can go!

common. betcha'll like it.

jo-ann