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The Secret Ingredient: Episode 503

In honor of Bette's icy plunge (and perhaps in tribute to "Nina's" episode 501 dykequiri) Ilene's pouring up some frozen strawberry daiquiris and spilling behind-the-scenes gossip on Episode 503, Lady Of The Lake.


The REAL Ingredients: Frozen Strawberry Daiquiris

2 oz light rum
1 1/2 oz lime juice
5 fresh strawberries, sliced
1 tsp sugar
1 cup crushed ice

Combine all ingredients in an electric blender and blend at a low speed for five seconds, then blend at a high speed until firm. Pour contents into a champagne flute, top with a cut strawberry, and serve.

363 Comments

splendid

Glad to see Helena will return. I almost cried myself to sleep at the thought of losing her. :)

I dont understand!!!!

I think that it is ridiculous that just because maybe Bette and Tina wont get back together this season, you guys threaten to sell your dvds and quit watching the show! I mean I am a Bette and Jodi fan, but it's not like I am not going to buy the 5th season if Bette and Tina do get back together. It's a show people! Like it for what it is and what good comes out of it! Give the actors their support like true fans!!! Dont be so close minded!!!

I don't think there is a

I don't think there is a chance in hell that Tibette won't reunite this Season. :) Tibetters are going to be very happy with most of this season and that should sell more DVDs than any other couple on this show.

Because you are not a Tibetter

You use words like "ridiculous" and "close minded" - strong words to describe something you don't understand. If you don't understand, wouldn't it be better to lay off using such judgemental language?

If you are going to buy the 5th season regardless of whether Bette and Jodi remain together, well, good for you.

But I don't think it is your place to tell others how to spend their money nor how to show their support nor how to receive the show.

You don't understand. Why? Simple. Because you are not a Tibetter.

Threaten

I am not telling you how to spend your money! I think that it's rude to threaten people like Ilene to get what you want!! Support the cast and crew they work hard for you and everyone else such as myself which I greatly appreciate :)

It may not be her place, honey...

But she has a point. It's just a TV show. I am, however, very happy for you (and your fellow TiBetters) that your life is so good that this is your biggest worry. Bravo!

There's a thin line...

Jenny!

Is that you? I knew you can't help yourself.

yeah...

tis one here is good...having different voice to an Awesome show..
But I gotta say Peace to all..

Our biggest worry ?

Excuse me, I' m a fellow Tibetter..
Well, you can't say that's our biggest worry..
You know nothing about my life..

I decide to buy DVDs just in the case I like something. And, so, I won't buy S5 if there's nothing I really like.

That doesn't mean that I don't like the show, but the other stories represent something I can watch just one time, you know, and it's enough for me.

A different case is for Bette and Tina, because when I see them together I never stop dreaming.

That's all

All right gals..........

Give big applaus for Tibbeter,Jobetter, ur all the best supporter of the show!! Big hug for u all gals!!!!

Whoow

I was so happy when I heard Ilene utter the words that Helena would be back better then ever. After watching that last episode my heart flew to my throat and I thought it would never come down. I absolutely love Helena, and who would have thought you could ever love her from the time that we first saw her on screen. That character has grown so much, and became such a real person.

I do agree that she did become a little weak, but I can't wait to see her when she gets back. Although...OMG...512...booo I'm going to missssss her. I can't complain because at least we'll get to see her again unlike other characters who have vanished into thin air. What the hell happened to Papi??

The Charlie's Angels spoof was one of the funniest things TLW has ever done. I could not stop laughing at that scene, and even had my mom re-watch it because I knew she would think it was funny as well...which she did. I can't say enough about that scene, and the gals did an amazing job acting like the old CAs. HAHA Loved it. Felt like the old LW too.

Although I'm a Dana/ Alice shipper for life, (yes I know Dana isn't on the show anymore) I can totally feel where you Tibette peeps are coming from. I was saddened by their split and would like nothing more to see them back together. I do honestly feel bad for Jody, but I just don't think those two fit. Both gals could do better for themselves.

Also, does not the plot line of Tasha make you wanna jump up and join a protest against Don't Ask Don't Tell? That girl's story has me tearing up. I'm totally against war and such, but then you get to see how much the military means to these people. It's her whole life. :(

PS: I love Alice, but what the hell is up with the way she talks to Max about Transgendered people? So not cool and so not my Alice. :( Maybe I just refuse to look at her character flaws. I just didn't think Alice would be so closed minded like that.

Hollands runway walk...

OMG there was nothing better than Holland taylor's prison run way walk and what she said to the prisoner who propositioned her.....I bet she would serve it up family style! Nummy! ;)

Sunglasses...

That's definitely the same chick Dana even say's something about her training with Lucia...which happens to be the girl who plays Dusty name in real life...plus that was back in season 2 and she looks more toned now anyway...trust me, that's the same woman..

May I...

have Helena with my strawberry daiquiri?

Kickboxer / Dusty

First of all, excuse my unperfect english, cuz I'm just a lil frenchy gal !

I don't think these two are the same person, cuz Dusty's hair seems to be naturally straight, whereas the other one has frizzy hair, and I don't think they could have straightened it that way, cuz they sometimes do it on Helena, who has curly hair, and it often looks average...

Moreover the kickboxer has a really round shaped face, whereas Dusty's face seems to be... like sculptured.

However they kinda got the same body, so they could be the same person, with an awesome brushing and some weight lost...

Could anyone precise in which episode (from season 2, I guess) we can see that girl ?

Wish fulfillment

This has to refer to Tibette reunion this season. There is no louder voice nor bigger shout in the TLW universe than the angst driven desire of Tibette fans for Bette and Tina to be reunited. If this is not what you, Ilene, are referring to, please come clean and be honest about it.

Wish fulfillment cannot refer to Dana because she is dead and we know Erin is not in S5. It can't refer to Carmen because Sarah has been on another show. It can't refer to Senator Grisham because Dana is also on another show. It can't refer to Dylan because Alex is not signed up for S5.

It can't refer to Jenny lost at sea somewhere because she is back with a vengeance. It can't refer to Max going off to SF because he is now doing the podcast. It can't refer to Jodi incapacitated by her drills because we see that she continues to grind Bette to fit her mold.

So where does this leave us? Nothing short of a sweet Tibette reunion, stronger, sexier, more forever than before. Do you know how many fans are parched dry for Tibette love? Do you know how many watch your show only for Tibette? Do you know how many give S3 and S4 DVDs a miss because of what you did to Tibette?

So, I hope when you said wish fulfillment, you are talking about Bette and Tina reunited. And pleeasse, not some half baked dalliance of some sort that you think will mute the clamouring but a full complete and mature reunion of two human beings who have the greatest fortune to find true love in each other and whom I have the greatest pleasure to watch.

cloverleaf108 -ok!!

Hi - I'm btfan2 - I've been off the boards for awhile so its kinda like new and fresh again. I had to get off, get away and get over all of it.

I'm beyond being a hard core TiBetter - can't even put a catagory on my TiBette-ness. Dosn't matter anyway.

Loved your post. I'm back because I'm seeing some really poistive signs of TiBette but; I'm watching with my heart in my throat, my hand on the remote my senses vacillating between bountiful joy and emotional disaster.

I have to say I'm seeing some real positives. I just renewed showtime which I cut off in a fit of anger(end of season 4- the Tractor!!!). Swore I would not watch until TiBette are back together. All the signs are there, all the opportunity is in place and I'm going with my gut that it will happen and I don't want to miss one micro second of the journey.

I also reason if I'm wrong - I'll live and the dissapointment will be short lived - I don't see a season 6 on the horizon(which if they do reunite will be a shame if not a blessing)

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And pleeasse, not some half baked dalliance of some sort that you think will mute the clamouring but a full complete and mature reunion of two human beings who have the greatest fortune to find true love in each other and whom I have the greatest pleasure to watch.
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Nothing less

btfan2

So Glad

Your back!!!

Tee/Lu/Laurel... HOT HOT HOLLOMAN

OMG... every thing you said... dam ain't it the truth...
please IC... we want out TIBETTE... and we want season 6 full of TIBETTE love...

Helena

I miss Helena and Dylan, at lest their romance, they had great chemistry... I wonder if Dylan could be brought back? Suspension of belief is something we're all used to with TLW>

You see that was true

You see that was true love.Shane was willing to get all dolled up for Carmen. Ilene, Can you atleast bring her back in 1 scene atleast?? Alot of people are aching for her sweet smile again :) *tear*

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Oh what could have been...

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Tee/Lu/Laurel... HOT HOT HOLLOMAN

we are so ready for this... its been toooooooo long... we want bette and tina back together... no make that we NEED bette and tina back together...

they are so good together, why would you mess with perfection...

TIBETTE TOGETHER FOREVER

You'd think we wouldn't notice ...

DO you guys think Maybe it's the same actress??

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Same Dusty?

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;D

well...could be her twin sis? lol

I miss Dana...:(...

ha!

sh*t ya, that's her, lol!

Yes it is! It's Lucia Rijker

And she is someone you don't wanna mess with either. She is a champion boxer and kickboxer.

love her

I love her in l word but more in Million Dollar Baby. She's so masterful when she fights.
~Azuria~

Hek no! This Lucia girl

Hek no! This Lucia girl would woop my skinny a$$ anytime of day! And she's scary looking too! That's why I don't understand why Helena would even like her?? She looks like a real MAN. And I mean that in a good way ;)

... and a mixologist too?

... and a mixologist too?

Had to look for that one

mixologist - an employee who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar.

Thank you for teaching me new words Grace.

C.

More Tina...The TIBETTERS are dying..AAHHHH

Ilene we missing tibette...I havent watched the season as of yet but I find it strange there is never talk of Tina in your podcasts or secret ingredients....

PLEASE....we need our drug...show some Teenie ass...(but Carmens still as to be the hottest...Kate was lucky to have tapped that)

I agree, I am suffering from

I agree, I am suffering from withdrawls. I need my Tibette fix.
BTW, Thanks for just mentioning Jobette had sex and not actually showing it in ths episode. Thanks for listening to the fans IC, Now can we please have more Tibette interaction, and very little Jobette interaction. Thanks In Advance.

i'll hope a tina bette ending

and i have to say to you (as showtime also) if it's not the case i have no words for you....i bought dvd
and watch the show only for bette and tina....i hated season 3 ....you have to go on messages boards
and listen very different peoples,especially straights girls about bette and tina ...i don't know why you want to sell matlin's carp kissing ,she is not a A list actress and you got a diamond with JB and LH ....
i wait for season's 5 end and if i have to see jobette thing ....ebay.....3 dollars the season ...and bye bye...don't like manipulators .you are not very nice in your podcasts but maybe it's your behavior,and that's ok...spoilers are curious too....and actressess podcasts are amazing but so controlled...you got my money,give me my pleasure.

Yeah,you are so right! Got

Yeah,you are so right!
Got our money,give us our pleasure~!

Ditto IN2YOUREYES.....

I'm just sayin'.....

My God

Like the show for what it is not the characters relationships!

Did not see that coming

I had no idea Helena was going to be leaving! I was so upset after the episode, but thank you, Ilene, for letting us know that she'll be back. Helena has been through a lot of character changes, and I think a lot of it does have to do with the fact that the writers didn't have a firm grasp of who she was from the beginning. After Dana died, I feel like they tried to pass on some of the quirkiness that Dana had on to Helena to provide for some more comic relief. While Erin Daniels can never be replaced, Rachel has definitely gotten better at the comedy.

The problem is that Helena became significantly weaker in the process. Yes, she got her money taken away, but compare how much power and control she had when she was first introduced (as a counter to Bette) to now, when she sometimes is just bumbling around not knowing what to do with herself. She has more inner strength than that, and I hope when they bring her back that we'll see a Helena that's more in control of her life. That scene of her walking confidently through the prison yard making deals was awesome. THAT is the Helena we want to see.
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Wheres Helena going? wt... I

Wheres Helena going? wt...
I want Helena! I think she changed so quickly ,
maybe because of the few days in jail!
Oh MY!

Episode 3

I have to say I enjoyed this episode a little more than the first two, but can we get on with it already?

Some interesting, well-acted Bette and Jodi scenes in this episode. Jennifer Beals' facial expressions continue to amuse -- the Eric Fischl scene rocked! JB does seething contempt so well, and I think we got a glimpse of the old Bette Porter for a second with that final line to Michelangelo.

Lucky dude.
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Looking forward to Ep. 4. :)

confidence

Never think about it twice. Just go for it ;)

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yeah, go for it!!! not to

yeah, go for it!!!

not to sound like a weirdo, but has anyone else noted that shanes hands typically go low,(i.e. waist) when she kisses? most women, Ive noted, seem to bring their hands to the other persons, upper areas more when they kiss.(i.e. shoulder, neck, head) I noticed this when I first started watching the show. shane goes high sometimes, but most of the time low... I am such a weirdo... I notice weird shit.

very true...

Interesting about Shane! But I agree very meltable position!!!

And I'm sorry but I'm very much into a Shane/Helena plotline, feel free to pick that up when she gets back IC!!!! ;-)

And I couldn't stand Dylan!! She used and abused Helena, and Helena needs someone who's going to balance her....hey whatever happened to her cooking??? She was really good at that!!!

I agree,

a Shane/Helena storyline. I think it would be quite sexy and fun.

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated... I hold that, the more helpless a creature, the more entitled it is to protection by man from the cruelty of man." ~Mahatma Gandhi

if you look closely, her

if you look closely, her right hand is just crossing Helena's shoulder blade, while the left arm is lower and more around the high waist section of her back....it's the way she ended up after the hug and into a hold.

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yeah, in this particular

yeah, in this particular photo she is a little higher than waist with one arm, but seeing her arms below helena's arms reminded me of other occasions where she doesnt put her hands above the shoulders as often as below... and alot on the waist. she likes kissing without using her hands the whole time in alot of instances too(in my weirdo observations), I guess you end up using your body language more in kisses w/o hands???(no, Im not just talking about the Too Hot segment either, though that was cool) I cant say Ive really done that alot.

No, you don't sound like a weirdo

Shane has good technique. Hands going low means you can pull the other person closer, especially her lower region. It's good technique!

u r so right!!!

i always put my hands in the waist too, it makes me feel that she is all yours LOL!!! And i have controll on her !!!Of course, beside i want to pull her closer :)

the technique gives more

the technique gives more ability to "drive" the other person around? i have noted that shane used the hands on the hips "drive" before, driving people towards tables, walls, beds...etc.

yes

i've seen season 2, according to my weak observation :), Shane used the hands on the hips if she wants to drive someone toward the table,bed or etc, and when she isnt near the table,bed or etc, she will put her hand on the waist,mostly ( thats only based on my poor and weak research last couple days!! LOL), funny in season 2 episode 13 Shane put the hands on Carmen's hip but she wasnt succes drive carmen in to the bed, bcoz carmen take Shane's hand!!and they both falling into the bed LOL!!! I have to do a lot of research here !!:), anyway i love this technique, i've got to try it a lot!!

Really..........?

oh, u think so?? well, that mean i have to watch season 2 n 3 again n again LOL!!!!!!