what about dilda? haha.

I can't believe it, now every time I'll think about bilbo bagins I'll have that purple silicon dick coming in my head.

The worse is now every time I'll think about Stephanie's nice blue cock i'll have a picture of Bilbo Baggins in my head haaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Here in France we call a Dildo a God (seriously it's the word for it God michet), lol, just like God, it always cracks me up.

Dick, cock, dildo, somehow the dildo always makes me think of plastic, and the dick, cock words make me think about the pleasure a dildo can give.

I like cock, I mean the word, and dick, the word, better than dildo, the word, but it all works out once my girl is wearing one, or me.

HAAAAAAAAAAAA, bad bad Diana, I see Bilbo Bagins now !!!

C.

Thanks for the video, that s@#t was great! As for the question, I'm with you. Call it whatever is satisfying for you and your lover. I like to name it. Something Biblical with reference to the sea. I've been told when you do it right, it is a religious experience. Yeah that sounds about right! I'm just sayin'.....

that women I know like to call a strap on a "strapper". I dont know I think I kinda like it. Has a nice ring to it. Personally dick, cock, dildo or anything else is fine with me. Wait I take that back I have never liked dildo. It does kinda make my stomach turn.

The OED says the term "dildo" has "obscure origins." Thomas Nashe -- one of my favorite perverse early modernists -- is actually first credited with using the term in his poem "Choise of Valentines" (~1593): "Curse Eunuke dilldo, senceless counterfet".

Aurally awful sounding (alliterative consonants), but, historically entertaining...for me, at least.

oh i can't use the word cock! lol. It reminds me way too much of straight males "if you had a piece of my cock you wouldn't be gay".......... *barf*

Actually, dick too. dick makes me feel slightly nauseous. But cock makes me throw up a little in my mouth.

what about "schlong". that doesn't give me nausea. or "ding dong" or "willy" or "weenie" but then I guess if you're wanting to use those words in the throes of passion, they're not the sexiest words to use....... *imagines.......... ohh yeah, fuck me with your ding dong........... hmmmmmm* lol

If Tolkein was thinking about dildos when he named bilbo then maybe you've unmasked a secret size fetish. I mean what would someone do with a dildo that's 3 feet tall other than dress it up and sing about it?

Why not call it a dick or a pogo stick or a dancing pole or a latex laddie? Heck, if you have several of them in the toy chest, you could call them different things, like: the siamese twins or the tickle twister combo or how about the wee g-twanger? I say call it a cock if that turns you on. Good news is, the strap-on won't lose its hard-on for lack of a sexy name.
Lezbeth

In Great Britain they called the pacifier a "dummy tit." So what would one call the dildo? "a dummy cock." That might make it more palatable (pardon the expression)to some of us. :)

Diana, Girl Meets Girl was the first book I bought after I came out and wanted to start dating. I'd read a lot of lesbian erotica (thank you, again, for all that you've contributed to the genre), but I really appreciated your humor and frankness in Girl Meets Girl. I enjoyed it so much that I gave it to my mother to read, mostly because of the way you handled gender. Although some of it scared her (especially flagging - "But you're not going to turn promiscuous, are you?"), I think it helped bring things to a new light for a woman who was struggling with the reality that after all those years of mentioning it but never leaving the man, her daughter really and truly is a lesbian. Thanks. And I think cock is as hot as the other C word, when used in the right context.

it sounds ridiculous, and *they taste good* mmmmmmm chocolate filled with vein-clogging creamy filling - or rubber weenie - i just can't take a plastic penis seriously - except when in use.