Did you find yourself fumbling with the remote last night at 9pm, wondering what you were going to do without a Sunday dose of The L Word? Yeah me too. I ended up catching up on the phone with my last plus buddy, finding out who she is trying to do now and what friends of ours are trying or not trying to do others. I then had sex all by myself and went to bed before eleven.

I was IM’ing one of our interns this morning and asked her what she did this weekend. She said she spent the evening web-camming with her girlfriend who lives in another state. I asked her if she had “phone sex,” she claimed she didn’t. I think she’s lying.

Ilene, in her infinite wisdom, knew that we would be jonesing for sex and drama once the season ended, so she came up with a very clever column called "Phone Sex." Remember that game of telephone where someone starts off with a sentence and it’s whispered one by one through a line of people? Well this column will work something like that. Every Monday we will have a new blogger take on a topic and ask a question of another person, who will then pick up the thread on the following Monday.

All of our contributors were very excited to participate and came up with a short list of people they would want to ask a sex question to. This list included everyone from Gloria Steinem to Sarah Silverman to Brooke Webster (the owner of the infamous lesbian bars Meow Mix and Cattyshack) to Diana Cage’s mom.

After some initial debate, Ilene decided to go first, since she didn’t want to risk me asking her any probing questions! So instead she asked me a barrage of questions that has made my head spin. It’s a good thing I have a week to come up with an answer and for all you promiscuous tarts out there in OC-land to help me appease my curious boss. Please feel free to tell your tales of bed-hopping, plus-buddying, U-Hauling, and *gasp* — bed death.

Speaking of plusing, this week is The Dinah! And it’s a chance for us to all hook up hang out together.

Come and visit me and Lisa Le Commander Bang at the OurChart booth at the Dinah pool parties at the Doral. We will be refereeing a kissing contest with our very own Katie Liederman! Katie will be deciding who is the best kisser at the Dinah. Okay, okay, settle down. I’m kidding about that, kinda. Katie will be kissing lots of people, but it may not be at our booth and the prize is, well, kissing Katie. FYI, in case you haven’t noticed, Katie does kiss and tell.

The official OurChart events at the Dinah are:

Fyke: The lesbian oil wrestling smackdown happens Friday night, April 4th, at Hunters. Keep an eye on this page for all the last-minute details.

Be Scene: Saturday, April 5th at the Doral's Grand Ballroom, you’ll get to perform for Kate Moennig, Leisha Hailey and all the rest of us.

Lisa Bang and I will be taking live registration for all of you who missed our online cut-off, so come find us on Friday morning. Lisa's the hot busty chick with all the tattoos.

More Dinah info coming tomorrow. So stay tuned!