I was going to write about talking dirty in bed, but that’s been written about enough. Then I was going to talk about phone sex, but it’s been covered. And then I was going to talk about new sex with new people… Old sex… Bad sex… Cock-obsessed lesbians… Fetishes, good sex, no sex. Hot sex, cold sex. I might as well talk about green eggs and ham. What hasn’t been talked about with regard to sex?