Lately, I’ve been having a recurring fantasy of having a hot stud of a girl throw me down on the hood of a red El Camino, pull my dress up past my hips and start banging me.

Anybody remember the scandal Hillary Clinton inadvertently caused when she showed the tiniest shade of cleavage at a hearing on education last July?

What would be more fun than watching some drunken lezzies get into a brawl over some girl drama at their local dyke bar?

It’s not every day I get to share a jacuzzi with another fashion designer-to-the-queers.

I got a text today from a handsome boi I know,

For those of you who didn’t make it to Dinah Shore last weekend, I’m here to highlight some interesting fashion trends I spotted during the mad, mad girls-gone-wild good time.

Do you remember several years ago when an online quiz called “Lesbian or German Lady?” swept the Internet? (If not, I highly recommend you play the quiz before reading the rest of this blog.)

Are you feeling more excitement or anxiety about the fact that you will soon be shedding the winter layers and bearing it all for us to see at the pool or the beach?