I must apologize for being a little MIA. It wasn’t due to a bad break-up or being confined to a body cast or anything. Simply put, I was in the process of putting up the L.A.

What do lesbians bring on the second date? Answer: A U-Haul. The classic lesbian joke. We’ve all heard it a million times. The thing about jokes though is that there is always some truth to them.

I finally did it! I went to Dinah Shore! And boy was it an experience. For those of you who read my blog last week

I’m a Dinah Shore virgin. This doesn’t mean I’ve never had sex at Dinah Shore — well I guess it means that too — but I’ve actually never been to the event.

It all started because of a play called Blue Window by Craig Lucas. It was the first play I had ever read with actual lesbian characters.

Is there any way to gauge how much your significant other really loves you?