YOU SOUND SO FABULOUS THAT I CAN'T BELIEVE ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS IS LAW AND ORDER??!!??!!??!!??!! You seem much more fun, in-your-face, outrageous, warped (in a good way) and intelligent to watch that dreary fictitious crap...and the show doesn't even begin to capture the exhilaration and adrenalin rush of the real thing...believe me real trials are much more fun and unbelievable, even for the spectators, than those dished out by those faux boring sullen TV lawyers who are obviously so incompetent and unprepared that in each episode they invariably find the critical piece of evidence that proves the defendant in their half baked case guilty beyond a reasonable doubt after the prosecution has rested...which, by the way, is long after the time when the evidence would actually be found inadmissible since the defense could not at that point effectively change their strategy. Thus their repetitious boneheadedness would result in relentlessly freeing vicious sadistic murderers!!!! In fact, in real life, the prosecutors in each episode would be the best defense attorneys in the room!!!! And where's all the compelling demonstrative visual aids and heartwrenching opening statements, closing arguments, directs and crosses and even the improvisational roller coaster ride of jury selection????
Also why has the mute female lawyer, who always walks ten paces behind the incompetent unprepared emperor with no clothes, been relegated for 15 years to carrying his bags??? I affectionately refer to her as "Baggy". Maybe if they let her try the case they could actually win in a realistic way!!!!
If you want to see some real drama, thrills and entertainment that rivals even your outrageous over the top show and books then go to your local courthouse and watch real trial attorneys (actual prosecutors and defense attorneys) try everyday serious tragic criminal cases (murder, rape, carjacking, etc) in the adversarial system where the stakes are high and both sides fight like hell to prevail for the sake of justice; where neither side yells at the judge (counterproductive); and the legal opponents, though deadly foes in the courtroom, can shake hands at the end of the day...that is real life. Even the transcripts of those trials are more exciting than the monotonous prefabricated lame stilted smaller than life sour milk wannabe episodes that drone on and on twenty times a day.
You should hear what I have to say about CSI...By the way, my partner loves the show...If there was a law and order channel she would watch it 24/7. In the TV arena, opposites do attract!!
Viva la difference!
Just stopping by to say "Hi!"
The advice you gave me the other day was very helpful.
Thanks.
hey, heeeey...
muchas for the add.
nice to meet ya.
un beso desde puerto rico.
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Where oh where is my little Cage!?! I thought maybe you or Lenelle might leap to my defense and help me fight against the term 'wife-beater' in Liederman's piece. But, no....
Love your show - I listen to it all the time on the way home from work to wind down!!
Hey Diana thanks for adding me. I listen to your show all the time. LOVE IT! I love the fact that I can just turn my radio on and hear all my fellow queers out there. I'm in little ol' Monticello KY and so far I'm the ONLY one on here from this shitty little town. Keep up the good work. Love ya!
Your book, A Girls Guide to Dating Girls changed my life. Seriously. The part where you talk about coming out as just into women (vs bi) was my lightbulb. You helped me figure it out.. and I couldn't be happier.
Diana, thanks for adding me to my friends list. You are sooooooooo hot. Sorry about your recent breakup. I listen to your show and love it. Your voice is intoxicating...mmmmmm..... love listening to you. Wish we could be hang out buddies, but I'm all the way out here in Mass. Love you anyway!!!!!
thanks for adding me as a friend keep up the good word rr
Cage, WE are keeping an eye out for any more vegetables who've gone off their medication. What's next fruit? maybe Philodendron500?
Got a question why is it always anonymous cowards too afraid to reveal their true identity that spew in a one-sided diatribe, rather than have a conversation about the real issues?
thank you K. of all the peeps i'm glad you have my back. xoxo
Diana, it was great to meet you, too. Of course now it will be harder to disagree with you since you're so cute. Not impossible; just harder.
Your friend,
Rusty
[lesbian humor; what a concept]
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“Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”~ Martin Luther King, Jr.
No way. really? I want massive slutty JBF hair like Katie's. Can she make that happen?
Diana, I just fell off the couch from laughing at your shenis envy blog today!
sngbyrd
Ms. Cage:
As a public figure you must bear the responsibility of telling your listners important information about any subject that you post. It is not hard to find information about the legacy of corruption of Illinious policits or background information on Clinton and Obama. I believe that it is important that young voters be aware of the "possible types of change" that they are asking for and whether or not Senator Obama can deliver them.
I can assure you that know matter who wins, it will be politics as usual. The change that I would like to see is the truth being made available to the american people. The good, the bad, and the ugly TRUTH!
Ouch! Diet Pepsi out of your nose!? …Now, if only you could make Diet Pepsi excrete from other bodily orifices! Now that would be a huge hit at the office Christmas party! Wouldn’t you agree? … “Everyone quick hurry, come quickly! Diana’s got a can of diet pepsi!!!! This is going to be better than the ping-pong trick she did last year!!!!” I can already see all the office memo’s being circulated following that performance! ...Plus, if you lost your job over it, who cares! There are always people willing to pay big bucks to see that! You could really cash in!
Jesus Christ, you made me think of this email I received from a fellow SHO.com boarder the other day. I just about shit bricks and replayed it for the slow-mo. Some woman put a cue ball in the *whistle* and then popped it out to hit the 8-ball in. I was just admiring that tall glass of Guinness she had sitting on the pool table between her legs the whole time.
I love beer.
So were you wanting the Diet Pepsi to come out her ears?
rovermom :)
Life is a 3D puzzle and everyone has a piece!
OurChart Photo Assignment and My Blog
Did you say a cooch?
rovermom :)
Life is a 3D puzzle and everyone has a piece!
OurChart Photo Assignment and My Blog
I haven't has the opportunity to read the mags you edit(ed), but "Box Lunch" and "Girl Meets Girl" are fantastic! I'm still in the process of coming out to certain people and realizing a lot of things about myself, and I so appreciate all the help I have received from your books.